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～👼こんな天国は嫌だ👼～
・全員赤ちゃん
うるさい。
だけどある意味平和？
・全員おじいちゃんおばあちゃん
体ガタガタ。
みんな声大きい。
うるさい。(いやでもそもそも聞こえなくてそうなってる訳だから、むしろしずか。)
・全員松岡修造
うるさい。
(「全員」だからうるさいんだよ。一人の松岡さんだったら全然うるさくない、むしろ静かだよ。ほんとだよ！)
・全員黒柳徹子
毎日どこでも徹子の部屋。
ゲストは徹子。
飴には困らない。
・人に翼生えてるけど飛べない
邪魔なだけ。
もしくはファッション。
・天使の羽コーナーでしか飛べない
整理券制で2時間は並ぶ。
・飛べるけど電池式
飛んでる途中に切れる事故多発。(だけど神に助けてもらえるから大丈夫。あれ？楽しそうだな。)
・頭の輪っかが乾くと死んじゃう
水の奪い合いで戦争起きる。
天国の意味無い。
(天使の輪ってどっから来たんだろ)
・地面が透明になってて、常に地獄で苦しんでる人たちの様子が見える
全然心休まらない。
(ちなみに自分は地獄については考えがあって、https://ameblo.jp/saitouyukisaitouyuki/entry-12825216388.html を参照)
・「悲しみも苦しみもない(聖書)」、そして喜びも楽しみもない
無の境地。
・夜がないから(聖書の預言によると。他の解釈もあるけど。)、みんな自律神経乱れまくって不眠症だらけ
ん？でもあれか、夜が無いって事は逆に乱れないで済むのか。
だけど個人的に夜は好きだからあって欲しいな～。
月と星見たい。
(でも「好き」も与えられるものなんだろうから、天国行ったら「夜無くてサイコ～ウ」とか言ってるのかも？)
・みんな優しすぎて、逆に胸が苦しくなって、辛い
本末転倒。
だけどせめてそんな世界になって欲しいもんだ。
・う◯ちが星
用を足すと空に星が浮かび上がるからどこにいてもう◯ちしたってすぐバレる。
・ゲ◯が天の川
金曜の夜は沢山の天の川が見れて、幻想的。
・オシッコがライン川
皆がする度にライン川が出来て、どれがライン川か分かんなくなる。
・ギャルは翼にデコりまくる
一層眩しい。
天国の事、TGKってTKG(卵かけご飯)みたいに呼ぶ。
・案外ホームシックになる
ジャンクフードが食べたい、だとか。(あるかもしれないけど)
普通のう◯ちがしたい、だとか。(してるかもしれないけど)
・翼もハゲる
「ハゲは清い(聖書)」から大丈夫。
・男はケツ羽が生える
ケツ毛的な。
たまにケツ羽なのか翼なのか分かんないぐらいのやつもいる。
・女の人は頭の輪っかにもカップ数がある
ブラを乗せる習わしも有り。
・脱毛ならぬ脱翼が流行る
やった後に飛べない事に気付く人続出(超ドジ)
・紙無くなったら翼で拭きがち
汚なくてごめんなさい。
でも安心でしょ。
・探し物が見つかると天使たちがいちいち歓喜して鬱陶しい
前世の習性。
個人的に天使と言えばエンジェモン。
エンジェモン懐かしい。
他の↓
～😇I Wouldn't Like A Heaven Like This😇～
・Everyone is a baby
Noisy.
But peaceful in a sense.
・Everyone is old
Their bodies are worn-out.
Everyone is loud.
Noisy.(Oh, but in the first place they can hardly hear, so... quiet.)
・Everyone is Shuzo Matsoka(A Japanese celebrity who's incredibly cheerful)
Noisy.
(It's because ''if 'everyone' was him. If he's alone, it's not noisy at all, or rather quiet. I'm not lying, or... )
・Everyone is Tetsuko Kuroyanagi(A Japanese celebrity who's the host of a Japanese famousTV show. She takes candies from her hair. )
Everyday ''The room of Tetsuko''.
The guest is Tetsuko.
Never lack in candies.
・Humans have wings but can't fly
They'd be just bothering.
Or fashion.
・You can fly only at ''angel's wing corner''
You need to line up for the ticket at least 2 hours.
・You can fly but they move by batteries
You'd get the accident of running out of battery while you're flying.(But it's ok 'cause God help you, ...oh? it'd be fun.)
・If the ring above your head you'd die
Robbing water of each other'd cause wars.
That'd ba not heaven!
(I wonder what's the origin of angel ring. )
・The earth is transparent so that you can always see the people who're suffering in Hell
You couldn't rest your heart at all.
(By the way I have my own idea about Hell, I wrote about it here https://ameblo.jp/saitouyukisaitouyuki/entry-12825216388.html )
・''No sadness, no suffering(Bible)'', and no joy, no enjoyment
Spiritual state of nothingness.
・Because there's no night(according to a prophecy in the Bible, though there's other interpretations), everyone's nerves are in disorder, so many people have insomnia.
Oh, but you know, if there's no night, that means it wouldn't get in disorder, would it?
But personally I love the night so I hope there will be it...
I wanna see the moon and the stars.
(But the likings are also given by Him I guess, so I might say there ''No night! I love it!!!'', huh?)
・Everyone is kind so much that it makes your heart ache
That's a 180, haha.
But I hope the world will be like that.
・Pooh is a star
When you have it, a start comes up to the sky so people realize at once that you've done it no matter where you are.
・Puke is milky way
At every Friday night you can see so many beautiful milky ways, which is fantastical.
(Japanese people often puke at roads because many of Japanese people get drunk easily. )
・Pee is rhine river
Every time we pee a new one's been made so we couldn't know which one is the original one.
・Gals decorate the wings so hard
Even more shining.
・Unexpectedly, you get homesick
''Wanna eat junk foods''(though there might be that too), or ''Wanna have that kinda pooh in the past.'' (though we might have it too), and so on.
・Wings also get bald.
It's ok because ''Being bald is clean(Bible)''.
・Men get butt feathers
It's like butt hair.
Some guys have as much as others can't tell whether it's but feathers or the wings.
・The ring also have its size
So women wear a bra on them.
・They have not only hair removal but also wing removal
Many clumsy people realize that they can't fly anymore after it's done.
・If you run out toilet paper, you can use the wing
Sorry that it's dirty.
But you'd be relieved, right?
・Every time you find out what you've lost the angels make noise with rejoice which is annoying.
The habit from the former world.
(If you don't get it, read the below section of https://ameblo.jp/saitouyukisaitouyuki/entry-12418296472.html?frm=theme )
Well, I wanna go there right now.
↑Shuzo and Tetsuko at The Room of Tetsuko
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