急停車

Rush hour train stopped suddenly, so a lot of people fell. We all like "What the hell?"

Then an announcement says "We stopped for your safety"

What, was there a fucking cliff edge? Stop nicely man!

娘に買ったおもちゃ

I bought a toy for my daughter, 'cause she played with the sample and she likes it very much. So I took it out from a box and gave it to her right away. She took it, but threw it down in less than a second. It's been a week, but I've never seen her playing with the toy. 

I cannot help imagining her dumping boyfriends like that in the future.

少子化と女性の社会進出と

I gotta take my daughter to a child day care service by train every morning, because our government sucks. They keep saying "Have more babies, have more babies, low birth rate is bad, have more babies". They also say "Women should work. Companies should hire women. Women power is important". Then at the end "Good job, you got a baby and your wife got job. The thing is, we don't have day care service in your neighborhood, HAHA!" 

Yeah, it's almost funny.

優先されるべきは

"Please go through security check 20 minutes before the departure at the latest". That's what airport staff ask passengers. So I was on the long line of security check 50 minutes before the departure, which is supposed to mean I'm a good passenger. Then one of the airport ladies yelled "If your flight is within 20 minutes, please raise your hand, I'll take you to priority line for faster security check", and took some lame guys behind me. Wait a second young lady, that motherfuckers were being lazy, overslept and came late. I, on the other hand, prepared everything last night, woke up early to get here an hour before the departure. Who the fuck do you think should be prioritized here? If I were you, I'd be like "If your departure is in 50 minutes or later, I'll take you to the special line with our hottest security officers in bikini, pat-downing you like you don't wanna leave the airport!".

混雑をお詫び申し上げます

Train was very crowded today. We are pushed in a sweaty salaryman container and basically intimate with random dudes, so it's obviously not the best way to start a day. We are pissed. So the announcement says "we are sorry for the crowding on the service". It may sound nice, but I'm like fuck it, because I know that guy is sitting in a special private room that nobody else can go in, with the best view in this train, and probably enjoying British tea while watching us.

ファッションセンス

I've been told "man, you are so stylish! You got very good sense of fashion!" from a guy at work who got ZERO sense of fashion. 

最後の最後

I thought there's one more to go, so was planning to buy new one today after I use this for lunch leftover, but it didn't work out that way, because the end part of Saran wraps are not sticky enough.

ガールズバーのキャッチ

girl in slutty costume giving out flyers to all the guys passing by, telling them "girls bar?"

when she saw me, I was so ready to say "no thanks" in cold attitude. then she gave a very cute smile, and gave that flyer to a sorry ass dude behind me. I was like "WTF! don't I look horny enough?"

エコとエゴ

At supermarkets, you need to pay for plastic bags now. It's an Eco-friendly system and I think that's cool, but then I don't understand why the rolled plastic bags after the cashier is still free and all-you-can-take. You could take a hell of the rolled plastic bags and knit it to make a bigger bag. Such an Ego-friendly system.

フィリピン男子の生き様

One of my coworkers in Philippines was working quite late, I asked why, he said he cannot drive his car from 7am to 7pm on Wednesdays. It's restricted by the last digit of car registration number. I think it's smart way to reduce traffic, but when I went to Philippines, traffic was quite crazy. I asked why, he said "so we buy 2 cars"

Damn, I love their attitude.