Meet Joe Black Coffee shop
Meet Joe BlackCoffee shopJ:Morning.S:[softly] Good morning.J:I was talking kind of loud there. I’m sorry.S:Oh, not at all. It was fascinating.J:Yeah, what was fascinating about it?S:You and “honey”?J:It’s my kid sister.S:Oh.J:She just broke up with her boyfriend and was thinking about dropping out of law school.S:Oh, I’m sorry.J:No, nothing to be sorry about. That’s the way it is with men and women, isn’t it?S:What’s the way?J:Nothing lasts.S:Oh Yeah, I agree.J:Really? Why? I’m interested.S:I was just trying to be agreeable.J:Okay. All right. I was sharp shooting.No. Just that “nothing lasts “stuff.That was the problem with Honey’s guy.He didn’t know what he wanted.So he was fooling around, and she caught him at it.You know, one girlfriend isn’t enough for him.S:So, you’re a one-girl guy.J:Yes, I am. That’s right.S:Right.J:Looking for her right now, actually.Who knows.You might be her.No, don’t laugh.I just got into town.I got a new job.I’m trying to get into this apartment.Anyway, so you’re a doctor.S:How’d you know?J:Cause everyone’s a doctor around here. This apartment building, everyone’s green slippers, green pajamas.The guy I’m waiting to vacate?S:Doctor.J:He’s a doctor.What kind of doctor?S:I’m a resident internal medicine.J:So, if I needed a doctor, you could be it.S:I could be her. Yeah.J:You could be her.S:Yeah, I could.I’m… I’m working at the hospital, so…J:I see. This is my lucky day.I just get in the big, bad city, not only do I find a doctor, but a beautiful woman, as well.Do you mind me saying that?S:Oh…No of course. No, it’s fine.It’s fine. It’s just…J:Listen, could I buy you a cup of coffee?S:I have some patients coming in, so I should probably get going.J:Yeah, yeah. I gotta get to the apartment and get off to work. But I’d still like to have another cup of coffee.Would you let me do that?S:Well, yeah, okay.J:Deal.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++J:It’s kind of a pro bono job.S:Pro bono?J:Yeah.S:Meaning doing good?J:That’s me.S:Gonna be doing good all your life?J:I know what you’re saying.It doesn’t pay so well, but I like it.Eventually, it’ll depend on the woman I marry, I think.Maybe she’ll want lots of kids, a bigger house, a better car…College doesn’t come cheap. You know?I don’t know.S:Give up what you want for the woman you marry.J:Yeah, you know what? I would.S:Yeah?J:I would. Gladly.‘Cause you make your choices, you know?So, you and I, if we were married, I would…No, for example, okay?If you and I were married, I would want to give you what you need. That’s all.I’m talking about taking care of each other the best you can.What’s wrong with taking care of a woman? She takes care of you.S:You’ll have a hard time finding a woman like that these days.J:Shoot, you think so?S:Mhh-hmm.J:I don’t know. Lightning could strike.S:[stuttering] I’ve gotta go.J:Yeah. Listen, did I say something wrong?S:No.J:No?S:No. No. It was…J:Sure?S:It was so right, it scares me. That’s all. Just…J:You know, I was thinking. I don’t want you to be my doctor. I don’t want you to examine me and…S:Why?J:Because I like you so much.S:And I… I don’t want to examine you.J:You don’t. Why not?S:Because I like you so much. [both laughing]S:Oh, boy. Okay. Now, I gotta go, so…J:Yep, understood.S:All right. All right.J:Fair enough. See you.S:Bye. Bye.J:Bye-bye.