Issue: A Man in Mission Appears in a Fun Image

（日本語版は前記事）

本日の超便利イングリッシュ：　「他に考えようがない」　（←日本語表現は前記事にアリ！）

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm going to show you a very extraordinary picture

that I found some time ago.

It's a picture on the top page of Guam Plaza Hotel website,

that shows a scene from their water park.

Considering its purpose, the picture is supposed to make

viewers think something like;

"Wow! Looks fun!!"

"I have to go to Guam Plaza Hotel!"

However, a situation that is really unsuitable to the purpose

is accidentally included in the picture.

This is the picture in question：

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you can see.

The situation is happening in the upper middle of the image.

A guy who's very clearly not feeling what a man who's doing this usually feels

is coming down floating from the upstream.

Let me enlarge the guy area:

Sure he's floating on a floating device, he's floating so much out from the environment.

Judging from his non-civilian appearance, he's a spy, and is chasing his target using the

floating device right at this very moment.

Utilizing anything that is around is the iron rule in achieving a mission.

There's no other way to think about this.

The guy with sunglasses at the bottom must be his target.

And unfortunately the target has just noticed his chaser.
So, the spy guy's pretending like he's looking the other way, however,

because of his utter license-to-kill look he's totally floating...I mean, standing out in the pool,

and now his target has completely recognized him.

And to make the matter worse, this is the day the hotel decided to shoot

some pics for promotion of their business, lethally jeopardizing his spy career.

I don't know which country he's working for, but the only choice he's got now

is to pick up a phone and tell the headquarters that he's resigning.

The bright side is that, after retire, he can continue to be on this float to

enjoy what the place has been trying to offer him since the beginning.

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