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本日の便利英語：「見てるだけで」
お疲れ様です。
今日はウルトラ久しぶりに仕事もなく、予定もなく、
仕事と仕事の合間の強硬休日でもないという、
喉から手が出るほど欲しかった
「ホンモノの休日」
だったんじゃ。
ほんで、入荷待ちしていた服が入ったゼ、ちゅー
電話を10日ほども前にくれていた洋服屋さんに
やっとこさ行くことができたんじゃ。
それがスゴイんじゃ。
前回行ったとき「次回使える1000円クーポン券」というのを
2枚もくれてて、今日たった3900円のプルオーバーを買って
「マサカ3900円の買い物には使えまいな？」
と聞くと、
「ゼンゼンお使い頂けますよ！」
「しかし、いくらなんでも2枚いっぺんはダメじゃろのう？」
と聞いたら、
「あ、大丈夫ですよー！モチロン！」
じゃと！！”モチロン！”じゃと！イイぞ、ねえちゃん！！
だから3900円の服を1900円で買えてしまったんじゃあ。
幸せな気分で店を後にし、その後雑貨屋さんに行って
計1180円の品を持ってレジに行き、ポイントカードを
出したら、おねえちゃんに
「今月からポイントカードが変わったので、古いカードにたまったポイントを
この買い物で使ってしまってくれ。」
と言われたので使ったら、600円引きで
1180円が580円に。なんじゃなんじゃ、今日はどうしたんじゃ。
帰りに近所のドラッグストアに行ってナニゲに買い物して
支払いを済ませ、店を出たら出口のとこに、というか入り口のとこに
「０のつく日は会員様5％OFF」
と書いた看板があり、
「へー、ゼンゼン知らなかった、今日が０のつく日だったら
良かったなあ・・・・・ってついてるじゃん？！20日じゃん今日？！」
と気づいて手に握っていたレシートを見下ろしたら
270円引きになっていたんじゃ！
なんとも幸せな日じゃ。
ついでにとんでもなく無神経な名前の商品を
見つけたりもしたんじゃ。
これじゃが。↓↓
筆者じゃったらこれ見てるだけで気持ち悪くなりそうじゃ。
ほんじゃ。
written by the representative of translatethis.jp
Had a long week, people?
Today, I had no work, no plan,
and it wasn't a short break I squeezed in
between work and work.
It was a genuine holiday.
So, I finally went to a boutique that called me like 10 days ago
to tell me that the item I was looking for came in stock.
And something nice happened.
Last time I bought something there, they gave me two
\1000 discount tickets which I was supposed to use at the next visit.
But what I was going to buy today was only \3900.
I wondered if I could use the ticket, but the girl said
that it was totally OK.
But I can't use two of them to buy a \3900 item, can I?
She said I absolutely could.
Wow.
So the pullover that was priced \3900 became a mere \1900!!
Feeling happy, I left the shop and went to a sundry shop.
I picked up items worth \1180 and show my loyalty card to the cashier,
who told me that I was requested to use all of the points accumulated
because since they stopped the loyalty card service and started a new
loyalty card service, it was my last shopping my old card was valid for.
So, I used all the points that worth \600, and the \1180
became \580!
Wow, what's going on today?
Then on my way home, I went to a drug store, bought this and that,
paid, and went out of the exit, or rather, entrance, where I found a
sign that said;
"5% discount on days with 0."
I thought,
"I didn't know that. I wish I came here on a day with 0.....wait!!
Today IS with 0!! Today is 20th!!!"
I looked down at the receipt I had in my palm, which indicated
that \270 was discounted from the total all right!!
What a lucky day.....
Moreover, I found something named unbelievablly insensitively.
This↓↓
Vomit bag "Ew-Ew."
I think I would become sick just by looking at this.
Bye!
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