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本日の英語： 「これって歳のせいか？！」 (自分の異変について）
Hi, guys! I have an emergency notice to you all!
Listen! It's no joke!! This is serious!!!
Although no one have probably noticed,
I've had this slight stain on one of my front lower teeth
for quite a long time, which I haven't been able to remove.
So, I started using Kao's
Puora Nanobright -Making your dull adult teeth look shiny
about two months ago.
This product didn't make my dull adult teeth look shiny
or remove that stain to even a slightest degree.
But it does make inside the mouth innovatively soothing after use,
and after all I have a whole tube, so I didn't stop using it.
Now, you know, my teeth have felt really strange recently.
I brush my teeth twice a day. And by the time at night when
I brush my teeth, they feel really rough, like a piece of sand paper.
It's like, although I have never done it, when you don't brush your teeth
for two days or something -in just 8 hours or so!
But since I was so murderously busy in February and March,
I didn't think about it too seriously although I briefly thought
something was strange from time to time.
And, the other day when I went out with my cousin,
and when I suddenly remembered that I had forgot to brush my teeth
that morning, I exclaimed,
"Oh, my God! I forgot to brush my teeth!!"
And she said,
"Big deal. You need to do that only once a day, which is totally enough."
So I said,
"But that way my teeth start to feel rough."
I don't remember how she reacted, but this remark of myself
woke me up.
"My teeth start to feel rough if I brush them only once a day??
I never have felt that way until a little ago, have I?!"
Yes, I am supposed to brush my teeth twice a day just for the sake of etiquette.
So no one would think, like, "Wow, her breath stinks!!
NOT because I have to prevent them from becoming rough!!
Is this because of my age?!
No, because I'm still only 28 years old since two years ago or (a lot) more.
No, just a sec. Yes. There's something else.
Recently I've started to sense that my teeth don't look polished
even right after brushing.
I have to observe more closely!!
I looked in the mirror right away. Okay, zero brilliancy. And yellowish, perhaps??
Under the nighttime incandescent light, I couldn't be sure.
Next morning, I said CHEESE to the mirror in the morning light, and......
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Are these my teeth?!?!
They were so very not at all shiny, and YELLOW that I would ask someone with those teeth
"Oh, my God, do you have jaundice?!"
The color, the dullness.....oh no! Oh, no!! Is this an, is this an....
ENAMEL CRISIS?!?! Is that it?!
Oh shit! Oh shit!!
I'm not a beauty queen, but nonetheless beauty of teeth is so very essential
for a woman who laughs with her mouth wide open!!
Now everything's crystal clear.
Puora Nanobright!! That's it!!
It didn't 'remove stains to the nano-level (as in the ads)' but it's been working to
remove the enamel layer of my teeth to the nano-level!!
Oh yes, that's what it's doing!
That's why my teeth were rough. The barrier's gone!!
I was so sure.
I went to a drug store and bought
Apaguard: -Teeth are what make a celebrity shine.
It was priced astonishing \1400.
ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED YEN!!!!
Think about it!!
My hands were shivering, but what other choice did I have??
Well, I thought about it once I calmed down, and realized that
since this thing lasts for months and months, \1400 isn't that expensive.
I used Apagurad twice and my teeth already started to shine and
the translucency is coming back
And they won't go rough at the end of the day any longer.
Already?!?!I used this just twice and my enemel crisis is already resolving?!?!
Wow. This is super
I'd probably better say something for Kao's sake.
Although it was almost poisonous to my enamel,
Puora Nanobright can't be turning everyone's teeth yellow here and there.
Otherwise they couldn't have been selling this for years now.
There should be some people to whom this product acts adversely.
But if, by any chance, I were American, you Kao people might have been
ordered by the court to pay me 3.5 billion yen or something.
You've been touched by an angel.
Oh, well, ciao for today!!
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