という事で、急遽ではありますが昨日BKFの映像を片っ端から解禁させていただきました。
とはいえ・・・
そもそもBKFそのものがわかんねえ・・・という人もいるので、各試合の見どころを書いていきます。
でも、あくまで"風"なので、実際見たら多分だけど全然違う印象だとは思います。
尚、今回は英語と並行して書いていくので、各自そこはよろしくです。
So, although it was sudden, we were able to release all of the BKF videos yesterday.
However...
I'm going to write down the highlights of each match, since some of you may not know what BKF itself is....
But it is just a "style", so you will probably have a totally different impression when you actually see it.
I will be writing in Japanese and English at the same time.
BKF王者だったラ・マルクリアーダ選手が王座を返上した為、急遽行われたBKF王座決定戦。
ところが自薦他薦で立候補者乱立。
その王座を使って悪だくみを企てる奴も出てきて、もう大変。
収拾がつかなくなった為、全員で闘って勝った奴がチャンピオンでいいいじゃんと吉野代表が決断。
知る人ぞ知るSHOGUN"BK"FUKAMIを筆頭に謎の集団ポンドガールズや、金にモノを言わせてBKF乗っ取りを企むガンダーラ鈴木等、セコンド陣も何気に豪華・・・そしてみんなが好き勝手にやるもんだから、会場はどんどんカオス化していく・・・
The BKF championship match was held at short notice because the former BKF champion, La Marciada, had vacated his title.
However, there were many candidates who were nominated by themselves and others.
Some people started plotting to use the title for their own nefarious schemes, and the situation became very serious.
When the situation became untenable, Representative Yoshino decided that the winner of the championship would be the one who won the fight.
The second lineup was also quite impressive, including the well-known SHOGUN "BK" FUKAMI, the mysterious POND GIRLS, and Gandara SUZUKI who was planning to take over the BKF with his money...and since everyone was doing whatever they wanted, the venue became more and more chaotic...
ポイズン澤田Julie率いる蛇道軍がBKFの乗っ取りに成功。
これによりそれまでコミッショナーだったフカミさんが"一般人"に降格。
この緊急事態にうちゅうのへいわを守るあのスーパーヒーローがBKFに降臨!!
ヤマダマンポンド、太仁田ブ厚と夢のタッグチームを結成!!蛇道軍と真っ向勝負を仕掛けます。
さらにこの映像ではリアルドキュメント"遅刻王"も同時収録。
こちらにも注目です。
The Snake Path Army led by Poison Sawada Julie succeeds in taking over BKF.
This has demoted Fukami-san, who had been the commissioner, to a "civilian".
In response to this emergency, the superhero who protects the delicate planet of Uchu no Heiwa descends upon the BKF!
He forms a dream tag team with Yamada Manpondo and Buatsu Tanida! They will go head-to-head with the snake army.
This video also includes the real documentary "The Late King".
This is also worth watching.
毎回毎回、BKFで巻き込まれ事故に遭うフカミさん。
そこで考えたのがmoney in the bankならぬフカミインザバンク。
最初の3分は通常のプロレスルール。しかし３分経過後はどんな手を使おうがフカミさんからいち早く勝利したほうが勝ちという、フカミさんにとっては鬼のようなルール。
しかし・・・
親切で作った「私がフカミです」ボードが仇となり、この試合は一気に修羅場と化していきます。
この悪魔のような企画を考えた奴は・・・私だ(笑)
Every time, every time, Mr. Fukami gets involved in an accident at BKF.
So we came up with the idea of FUKAMI IN THE BANK, not MONEY IN THE BANK.
For the first three minutes, the rules are the usual wrestling rules. After the first three minutes, however, the winner is the first one to get a win from Mr. Fukami, no matter what kind of moves he uses.
But...
The "I am Fukami" board, which he had made out of kindness, turned out to be a bad thing, and the match quickly turned into a shackles.
Whoever thought up this devilish plan...it was me.
明日は残り３試合について書いていきます。