炎の独立記念日
おひさしぶりです。ハイ、ご覧のように火傷、しちまいやした。
もう、本当に馬鹿ですよね！ こんなの初めて、びっくら駒鳥姉妹（オネエたまは、古金馬）。
とある、行きつけの近所のバー、酔ってるととんでもない事平気でやらかしますね！
外人仲間に遭遇、やつ等も海苔のり、独立記念日だかなんだか、短期の休暇で戻ってきてたらしい。
ＨＥＹ！ ＹＵＭＥ！ ＬＯＮＧＴＩＭＥ ＮＯ ＳＥＥ だかなんだか、ＫＡＮＰＡＩ！
って感じで炎のショットグラスが、廻ってきた。ィエーィ！（←いきなり乗るユメ）
止める間もなく、口元へ、あっ～火、吹くバカ、あっち～～～～～！！！！！
遅かったです。口周り、火事でした。これは、４ヶ日後だからだいぶいいが、当時は、もっとひどかった。
何を思ったんでしょうね？炎のグラス、消せよ！飲む前に！
何か自分が、マジシャンに成ってたようです。てか、禁酒じゃああああああああ！
おもろい！
Shit Happens in various world religions
* TAOISM: Shit happens.
* CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
* ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
* JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
* ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
* COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
* CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
* PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
* SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
* ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
* UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
* RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
* JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
* REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
* MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
* AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
* ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
* NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
* AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
* QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.
* FORTEANISM: No shit??
* 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
* VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
* NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
* DEISM: Shit just happens.
* EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
* SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
* CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
* BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
* SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
* HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
* WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
* HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
* THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.
* DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
* SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
* JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
* MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
* HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
* BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.
* STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
* OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
* EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
* REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
* FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
* CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
* EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
* DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
* RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
* CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.
* MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
* RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.
これは宗教や団体とかのあんたら『もし、うんち漏らしたらどうする？』の回答です。
おもろいですね。 またんこ
* TAOISM: Shit happens.
* CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
* ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
* JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
* ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
* COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
* CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
* PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
* SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
* ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
* UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
* RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
* JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
* REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
* MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
* AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
* ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
* NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
* AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
* QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.
* FORTEANISM: No shit??
* 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
* VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
* NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
* DEISM: Shit just happens.
* EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
* SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
* CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
* BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
* SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
* HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
* WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
* HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
* THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.
* DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
* SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
* JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
* MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
* HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
* BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.
* STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
* OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
* EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
* REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
* FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
* CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
* EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
* DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
* RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
* CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.
* MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
* RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.
これは宗教や団体とかのあんたら『もし、うんち漏らしたらどうする？』の回答です。
おもろいですね。 またんこ
腹減った
おいしそうやね、サッカー観ながら食べたった。
神風特性ミートソース、まいうううう！
この日外人の奢りの炎のショットグラスで唇、やけどだだだだだ～～～～！痛てっつうの！
これは、まさかのバチ当たりかな？
全治３週間ってとこかな？とほほ。しばらく禁酒しょ！
またんこ