ELDER PRICE
Long ago when I was five
昔の話
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
夜中に起き出して
And ate a doughnut with a maple glaze
ドーナツをつまみ食い
My father asked who ate the snack
パパに叱られる
I said that it was my brother Jack
ぼくはそれが嫌で
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
弟のせいにした
I've lived with that guilt all of my life
一度だけの嘘が
And the terrible vision that I had that night
ぼくを悪夢へ誘う
No, please! I don't wanna' go back!!!
いやだ！ あの夢は見たくない！
DEMONS
Down, down thy soul is cast!
落ちる落ちる
From the Earth whence forth ye fell!
地獄の底へ
The path of fire leads thee
炎燃え盛る
To spooky Mormon Hell dream!
モルモン地獄
Welcome back to spooky Mormon Hell dream!
ようこそモルモン地獄
You are having a spooky Mormon Hell dream now!
恐怖のモルモン地獄だ！
ELDER PRICE
And now I've gone and done it again (Rectus!)
今日もぼくは罪を (リクトゥス！)
I committed another awful sin (Dominus!)
パートナーから離れ （ドミヌス！）
I left my mission companion all alone (Spookytus!)
一人逃げてきてしまった (テラキモス！)
Oh God, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)
どうしてここに来たんだ？ (ディーウス！)
How could I break rule seventy-two? (Creepyus!)
七十二条のため (キーモス！)
And now my soul has just been thrown –
ここに落ちたのか
Back into spooky Mormon Hell dream!
悪夢のモルモン地獄！
DEMONS
Down, down to Satan's realm
落ちる落ちる
See where you belong!
悪夢へと
There is nothing you can do
戻れはしない
No escape from spooky Mormon Hell dream!
悪夢のモルモン地獄
JESUS (セリフ)
You blamed your brother for eating the doughnut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?! Tch! You're a DICK!
つまみ食いを人のせいにしたあげく、友達をおいて逃げた？ このチンポコ野郎！
ELDER PRICE (セリフ)
Jesus, I'm sorry!
イエス様！お許しを！
DEMONS
Jesus hates you, this we know!
イエスがキレた！
For Jesus just told you so!
助けは来ない
You remember Lucifer?!
ルシファー様の
He is even spookier!
おなーりー！
LUCIFER
Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
地獄でも知れ渡る
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
大嘘つきケヴィン
Now he's back with all you Cath'lics and Jews!
モルモンの優等生
It's super spooky-wooky!
それもみな嘘
ELDER PRICE
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
神様お願いです
To break the rules, please I don't wanna' be
ここから助けて下さい
In this spooky Mormon Hell dream!
モルモン地獄！
DEMONS
Spooky Mormon Hell dream!
モルモン地獄！
Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
ジンギスカーン、ジェフリー・ダーマー、ヒットラー、ジョニー・コークラン
The spirits all surround you!
大悪人だ
Spooky, spooky, spoooo-ky!
コワコワ、怖い！
HITLER
I started a war und killed millions of Jews!
ユダヤ人は皆殺し
GENGHIS KHAN
I slaughtered the Chinese!
漢民族は死ね
JEFFREY DAHMER
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!
死体のケツ最高！
JOHNNIE COCHRAN
I got OJ free!
OJは無実
ELDER PRICE
You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two! (*Gasps*)
この悪人たちよりも
I left my companion! I'm way worse than you!
ぼくの罪は重いのか
I hate this spooky Mormon Hell dream!
こんな悪夢たくさんだ！
DEMONS
Spooky Mormon Hell dream!
モルモン地獄！
ELDER PRICE (セリフ)
Oh, Heavenly Father! (Ah...)
ああ神様！
Please give me one more chance! (Ah...)
どうかぼくにもう一度チャンスを！
I won't break the rules again! (Ah...)
もうルールを破ったりしませんから！
ELDER PRICE
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!!!!
チンポコ野郎と呼ばせない！
DEMONS
Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon Hell dream!
ようこそ さあモルモン地獄
You are never waking up from spooky Mormon Hell dream!
目覚めはしないぞモルモン地獄！
ELDER PRICE (DEMONS)
Oh, please help me Father! (Down, down thy soul is cast)
ああ神様（落ちる落ちる）
Please let me wake up! (From the Earth whence forth ye fell)
目を覚まさせて！（地獄の底へ）
Give me one more chance! (This must be it, you must be there)
もう嘘は（二度とは覚めない）
I won't let you down again! (You must be in spooky Mormon Hell dream now!)
つきませんから！（悪夢だモルモン地獄だ）