(Verse 1)
ROLLERBALL BABY CHARK ONE FOR ME
KISSING IN THE CLASS FOR THE CLASS TO SEE
JENNY'S GOT HER NOSE IN A LIBRARY BOOK
SO INTO PERFUME GARDEN THAT SHE'S FAST OUT OF LUCK

(Chorus)
YOU KNOW MY BABY'S GOT IT HARD ON
BABY'S GOT IT HARD ON
BABY'S GOT IT HARD ON FOR ME
NOT YOU, JUST ME

(Verse 2)
GEOGRAPHIC ILLUSTRATION ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
POSTERS OF PIN UP POPSTARS LYING IN YOUR DESK
KING HENRY GOT A LUST IT WAS PLAIN TO SEE
I BET HE DIDN'T GET IT OUT OF ANNE OF CLEVES

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
I WAS STANDING IN ASSEMBLY ABOUT HALF PAST EGHT
WHEN I BEGAN TO DEMONSTRATE, AH!
HANG ON JUST A SECOND GONNA GET ME A CLOTH
BUT ALL YOU COULD DO WAS STAND AND LAUGH

(Verse 1)
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
MY BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
BABY'S GOT IT HARD ON FOR ME (*Repeat Until End)


★Handwriting by Tony Baggett (RAPED/CUDDLY TOYS)