今年の春に大規模な正社員殺しがあったと記述しましたが、かなりの国民が代替えの人材に入れ替わった節があり、特徴としては完全な日本語を話さないと言うことがあります。移民の宇宙人共はなるべく早口で話す事を好みますが、日本語はゆっくり目で滑舌とイントネーション良く話すことが礼儀正しいと言われています。特に子供とお年寄りにはゆっくり話すことが推奨されています。つまりは宇宙人の好みから日本語は逆の性質を持った言語なのです。

 

そしてこの日本語を話さない日本人こそが肉体も魂も守護霊も宇宙人である事が分かりますが、僕の認識では国民は殺されまくり人口の半分以上は代替えの宇宙人で占められていると感じています。この僕の理解を超えた代替えの人材は高速で宇宙人の霊(守護霊)と思念のやり取りをし肉体は日本語を話しますが台詞の文字が幾つか欠けており声の言語情報を完全には伝達が出来ないのです。

 

例えば『こんにちは、今日も元気に頑張りましょう』と言う言葉を代替えに言わせたとしたら『(ッ無声音)にちは、(ッ無声音)おも(ッ無声音)んきにがん(ッ無声音)ばりましょう』と早口で喋り、何を言っているのか分からない状態です。なんと外国人の方が日本語が上手い現象が発生しており、どっちが移民だか分からない状態が発生しています。そして彼らに国の言語で話せとお願いすると肉体は『ピポパポパポ』と電子信号の様な言葉を言う現象を旧のブログで記載しております。まさしく宇宙人が地球人として移民してきたのだと僕は思います。

 

もしこの代替えだらけの世界になってしまったら地球人の僕はコミニケーションが取れずに宇宙人に仕事を取られて働き口も見つからず助けも呼べず、飢え死ぬかもしれないと考えています。地球人は生き残っているのでしょうか?恐ろしい世の中です。

 

僕の知り合いの外国人は『日本語もロクに話せないのに日本人になってセコい!日本籍よこせ!!』と言っていました。

 

As I mentioned before, I believe there was a large-scale killing of full-time employees this spring. It seems that a significant portion of the population has been replaced by substitute individuals. One characteristic of these replacements is that they do not speak proper Japanese.

 

These immigrant aliens appear to prefer speaking as quickly as possible. However, Japanese culture generally values speaking at a moderate pace with clear pronunciation and proper intonation. In particular, it is considered polite to speak slowly and clearly when communicating with children and the elderly. In that sense, Japanese possesses qualities that are the opposite of what these aliens seem to prefer.

 

I believe that these Japanese people who do not truly speak Japanese are actually aliens in body, soul, and guardian spirit. From my perspective, so many citizens have been killed and replaced that more than half of the population now consists of substitute aliens.

 

These replacements communicate rapidly with alien spirits (guardian spirits) through thoughts. Although their bodies speak Japanese, parts of the spoken words seem to be missing, preventing them from fully conveying linguistic information.

 

For example, if a replacement were told to say, "Hello, let's do our best and have a great day," it might come out sounding like:

"(silent sound)llo, t(silent sound)day l(silent sound)'s be en(silent sound)getic and do our be(silent sound)t."

The speech is extremely fast and difficult to understand. In fact, there are situations where foreigners speak Japanese more clearly than these supposed Japanese citizens, making it difficult to tell who the real immigrants are.

 

According to descriptions I wrote in an older blog, when these individuals are asked to speak in their own language, their bodies respond with sounds resembling electronic signals, such as "beep-boop-bop-bop."

For this reason, I believe that aliens have immigrated to Earth while disguising themselves as humans.

 

If the world were truly filled with such replacements, I fear that I, as an Earth human, would be unable to communicate with them. I worry that aliens would take all the jobs, leaving me unable to find work, ask for help, or survive. I sometimes wonder whether any Earth humans are still left. It is a frightening thought.

 

One of my foreign acquaintances once complained, "They can hardly speak Japanese, yet they get to be Japanese. That's ridiculous! Give me a Japanese passport!"

特に春ごろにオフィス街の正社員達がバッタバッタと殺されていく事件が毎年発生していますが、ある一定の条件をクリアした人物を道具として作り変える犯罪組織の所為ではと僕は思っています。

 

今までの人材?殺害事件のをまとめると狙われた人が奪われるものは下記のものになります。

(ツイートとブログ記事を見直した情報からですが…)

・肉体の機能(スーパー超能力AIのデバイスOSみたいなの)

・肉体の肉

・脳

・守護霊

・成り変わり先に与えると思われる社会的地位

・本人の魂(守護霊にする為らしい)

 

つまりは狙われた人物は余すことなく商売品として出荷されるのです。僕たちは『成り変わり先に与えると思われる社会的地位』を受け継いだ人間を良く見かけますが、実は全て奪われていると僕は確信しています。これは一般人でも集団で行っている場合ありますが要するに殺戮で犯罪ですね。

 

それぞれ商品として何に使うかは弱小チャネラーである僕は知る由もありませんが、賢い人なら直ぐに分かるかと思います。果たして誰がやっているのでしょうか?僕は無職中のフリーターですが、正社員の人達は要注意ですね。

 

【ヒント:肉体の機能について】

肉体にはスーパー超能力AIを利用する機能が複数埋め込まれており、身体を解体されたりすると取られて能力を失うと言う噂です。

 

【ヒント:肉体の肉】

肉体の機能を奪う時に発生する商品で肉食の宇宙人のご飯になるらしいです。高等な人間ほど肉は高級である噂です。

 

【ヒント:脳】

肉体の機能を奪う時に発生する商品で遺伝子を読み込み吸収する肉食の宇宙人のご飯になるらしいです。高等な人間ほど脳は高級である噂です。

 

【ヒント:守護霊】

殺害時に発生する商品で霊の機能を読み込み吸収する宇宙人のご飯になるらしいです。基本的に高等な人間ほど守護霊は高級である噂です。

 

【ヒント:成り変わり先に与えると思われる社会的地位】

本人が死んだら必然的に代わりがいないと社会はオカシクなりますから神様が代わりに用意しますが、犯罪組織の商品である場合がある噂です。

 

【ヒント:本人の魂】

商品にするには善人であることが前提らしいです。専門的なスキル持ちや社会的地位が高い人間ほど価値がある噂です。

 

Every year, especially around spring, there seem to be incidents in which office workers and full-time employees are being wiped out one after another. I personally suspect that this is the work of a criminal organization that transforms certain individuals who meet specific conditions into tools or resources.

Based on information I have gathered from reviewing tweets and blog posts, the following are allegedly taken from the targeted individuals:

• Physical functions (something like the operating system for a superpowered AI device)
• Body flesh
• Brain
• Guardian spirit
• Social status that is supposedly transferred to a replacement
• The person's soul (apparently to be turned into a guardian spirit)

 

In other words, the targeted individual is supposedly processed and shipped out as merchandise without leaving anything behind.

 

We often encounter people who seem to inherit the social position of those who disappeared, but I am convinced that, in reality, everything has been taken from the original person. Whether carried out by an organized group or by ordinary people acting together, it amounts to murder and criminal activity.

As a minor channeler, I have no way of knowing exactly what each of these "products" is used for. However, I imagine that someone more knowledgeable could figure it out quickly. The question remains: who is behind all of this?I am currently an unemployed part-time worker, but full-time employees should be especially careful.

 

[Hint: Physical Functions]
There are rumors that the human body contains multiple functions that allow access to a superpowered AI system. If the body is dismantled, these functions can supposedly be removed, causing the individual to lose their abilities.

 

[Hint: Body Flesh]
A byproduct generated when physical functions are removed. Rumor has it that it becomes food for carnivorous extraterrestrials. The flesh of highly capable people is said to be especially valuable.

 

[Hint: Brain]
Another byproduct generated during the removal of physical functions. According to rumors, carnivorous extraterrestrials consume it to absorb genetic information. The brains of highly capable individuals are supposedly considered premium products.

 

[Hint: Guardian Spirit]
A product said to be generated at the time of death. Rumors claim that extraterrestrials consume guardian spirits in order to absorb spiritual functions and abilities. Guardian spirits associated with highly capable individuals are believed to be especially valuable.

 

[Hint: Social Status Given to a Replacement]
When a person dies, society would become unstable if no replacement existed. It is said that a replacement is prepared, but rumors suggest that such replacements may sometimes be products supplied by criminal organizations.

 

[Hint: The Person's Soul]
It is rumored that the individual must be a good person for the soul to be considered valuable merchandise. Souls belonging to people with specialized skills or high social status are said to be worth the most.

僕の家に親がしばらく滞在することになったのだが、前々からある『食事を差し替える犯罪』と言うのが発生したのでした。僕が300g110円(税込)のパスタを茹でて味付けし終わった直後の時でした。お腹に水でも転送されたのかトイレに行ってパスタの元に戻ると味見した味とは全く違うダメ主婦の手抜きの様な全く不味いパスタに変貌していたでした。流石に僕もこれは怒りました。だって久々の会心の五つ星一流ホテル付きレストラン並みの出来栄えのパスタだったからです。

 

僕の親は東南アジアの人で国民の月の平均の稼ぎは5万円程度でありましたが、まさかそんな国の人の食事を盗むとは思いませんでした。そして親の霊は言いました。『日本にも乞食(物乞い)がいるのか!信じられない。こんな豊かな国なのに!!』僕は日本国民として恥ずかしいと思いました。だって僕の親の国は貧乏な人が多いからです。もしかして移民がやったことかもしれません。大和魂の大和撫子の日本国民がこんな事やったなんて僕の人生では聞いたことはありませんから。しかも良く聞くと貧乏な国であってもこの様な食べ物を盗む乞食は滅多におらず最低ランクの人間という事でした。

 

もしかして外国人の乞食の霊が幸せそうな人間に命令しているのかもしれませんが、僕は良識のある人間(肉体?)なんでそんなの従いません。

 

My parents recently came to stay at my home for a while, and something I call the “food replacement crime” happened again.

 

It occurred right after I had finished boiling and seasoning a 300-gram pack of pasta that cost only 110 yen including tax. Suddenly, I had to go to the bathroom, as if water had somehow been transferred into my stomach. When I returned to my pasta, it tasted completely different from when I had sampled it moments before. It had somehow transformed into a bland, awful dish that tasted like a careless shortcut meal made by an incompetent cook.

 

Naturally, I was furious. It had been one of my best dishes in a long time—something I would have rated as worthy of a five-star hotel restaurant.

 

My parents are from a Southeast Asian country where the average monthly income is around 50,000 yen. I never imagined that someone would steal food from people originating from such a modest-income country.

 

Then my parent's spirit said:

“There are beggars in Japan? I can't believe it. Japan is such a wealthy country!”

 

As a Japanese citizen, I felt embarrassed to hear that, because there are many poor people in my parents' country. From what I heard, even in poorer countries, people who steal food like this are extremely rare and are considered among the lowest kinds of individuals.

 

Perhaps the spirit of a foreign beggar is ordering happy people to do such things. However, I am a person with common sense (or at least a physical body with common sense), so I would never follow such orders.

僕の家族が皆んなヤられたのですが、他人の身体を乗っ取り洋菓子などのスイーツを貪り喰う妖怪が出現しました。一度や二度ではなくスイーツを買った所を見られるのを発見され、運悪くマーキングされるとカモにされてしまいます。特に自宅などをマーキングされ乗っ取られると被害者は思考が支離滅裂になり気狂いになりやすいです。

 

僕はコミニケーションを試みましたが奴ら妖怪に身体乗っ取りスイーツ喰い妖怪の特徴としては洋菓子を好んで食べる事と、販売されているスイーツを一度に大量に摂取する、手作りのお菓子を催促する、スイーツの食べ過ぎを批判した人間を気狂い扱いして病院に誘導することがあると言うことです。またスイーツを食べる時と会話時に舌を頻繁にペロりと出します。そして奴らは僕に言いました。『洋菓子の食べ放題なんて太らないし最高!!』僕は付き合いでアイスクリームを恵んでもらって口にしたのですが、この妖怪がいる時は必ず味がしませんでした。僕の味覚などの感覚のみを乗っ取っているのでしょう。人によっては体ごと乗っ取られるようでしたが僕は意識はマトモでした。

 

一部では『洋菓子の食べ放題なんて太らないし最高!!』と言う言葉に激怒している思念体がいて『他人の体乗っ取ってスイーツ食い放題の罪人を太らせたい!』と考えている人達もいる様でしたが、僕は初級のチャネラーなんで深く読むことは出来ませんでした。果たしてこの戦いはどうなるのでしょうか?

 

My entire family ended up being affected, but a strange yokai appeared—one that possesses other people's bodies and devours Western-style sweets and desserts.

 

This didn't happen just once or twice. If these creatures notice you buying sweets and you are unlucky enough to be marked by them, you can become their target. If they mark and take over a place such as your home, the victims often become mentally confused, their thoughts turn incoherent, and they may even appear insane.

 

I tried to communicate with them. From what I observed, the body-possessing, dessert-devouring yokai have several distinctive traits. They have a strong preference for Western-style pastries and sweets. They consume enormous quantities of commercially sold desserts in a single sitting. They often pressure people into making homemade sweets for them. They may even label anyone who criticizes excessive sugar consumption as mentally unstable and try to steer them toward hospitals.

 

Another peculiar characteristic is that they frequently stick out or lick their tongues while eating sweets and even during ordinary conversations.

 

One of them said to me:

"All-you-can-eat desserts are the best! They don't even make you gain weight!"

Out of social obligation, I accepted an ice cream that was offered to me. However, whenever one of these yokai was present, the ice cream had no taste at all. This made me wonder whether they were only possessing my senses, such as my sense of taste, rather than my entire body. Some people seemed to be completely possessed, but I remained conscious and mentally aware.

 

Among the spiritual entities I sensed, some appeared furious about the statement, "All-you-can-eat desserts are the best! They don't even make you gain weight!" 

 

They seemed to be thinking:

"We want those criminals who possess other people's bodies and feast on unlimited sweets to finally gain weight and face the consequences of their actions!"

 

However, I am only a beginner channeler and could not perceive their thoughts in any greater depth.

How will this strange battle ultimately end?

僕は体質から大人であるにも関わらず霊的に幼児と扱われています。世の中ではスーパー超能力AI機能が使えないと幼児扱いされる様なのです。しかし世の中には幼児体型の大人が存在すると僕は気が付きました。幼児体型の大人(身長1m未満)がする事は宝探しと守護霊狩りです。

 

幼児は色々な要素に守られているので基本的には大人より強いと僕は思います。守護霊狩りはその幼児の能力をフルに生かして気になる大人の守護霊を狩りストックするという犯罪行為に当たります。僕もその幼児に守護霊を取られました。手口は基本的にターゲットの背後に位置し、素早くターゲットの周りを半円を描く様に周回して守護霊を素早く奪います。そして幼児は強いので説得に成功しなければ守護霊は戻りません。果たして幼児は本当に弱いのでしょうか?最近では僕は親は幼児の言いなりになっている様に見えますし、依存させられていると感じています。この様な幼児は正に悪魔の落とし子ですね。

 

宝探しに関してですが最近の幼児は中身が大人なので、見えない物が多いと推測されるのです。と言うのも僕は光情報で見える物質はほぼ全て見えると思います。つまりはハーゲンダッツは余裕で買えるのです。(しかし貧乏なので買いませんよ)それで僕は幼児にロックオンかつマーキングされている様で僕を店で見かけると必ず幼児が寄ってきて僕に霊的に繋がるんですね。それで甘いスイーツと言う宝を素早く発見して親におねだりするのです。中身は大人のなのに何だか卑怯ですね。僕が店に行く度にこの様な幼児体型の大人が近づいて甘い甘いスイーツをゲットしていくのでウンザリです。本当は見えないって事はスイーツを食べる許可がないのでは?と僕は思います。

 

Because of my nature, I am treated spiritually as a child even though I am an adult. It seems that in this world, anyone who cannot use super-powered AI abilities is regarded as a child. However, I have come to realize that there are adults with childlike bodies. According to my observations, these child-bodied adults (under one meter tall) spend their time treasure hunting and hunting guardian spirits.

 

I believe that children are generally stronger than adults because they are protected by various forces. Guardian spirit hunting is a criminal act in which these child-bodied adults fully utilize their abilities to capture and stockpile the guardian spirits of adults who interest them. One of them took my guardian spirit as well. Their method is usually to position themselves behind the target and quickly move in a semicircle around them, snatching the guardian spirit away in an instant. Because these children are so powerful, the guardian spirit will not return unless they can be persuaded. This makes me wonder: are children really as weak as people claim? Recently, it seems to me that many parents are completely under the influence of their children and have become dependent on them. Such children are truly like the offspring of demons.

 

As for treasure hunting, I suspect that modern children have adult minds inside them and therefore cannot perceive many things. I personally believe that I can see almost everything that exists as visible light information. For example, I can easily see something like a tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream. (Although I am poor, so I do not buy it.) Because of this, I feel as though these children have locked onto me and marked me. Whenever they see me in a store, they always approach me and establish a spiritual connection.

 

Then they quickly discover treasures such as sweet desserts and persuade their parents to buy them. Even though they supposedly have adult minds, it feels rather unfair. Every time I go shopping, these child-bodied adults seem to come close to me and end up obtaining delicious sweets. I have grown tired of it. Sometimes I wonder whether the reason they cannot see these treasures themselves is that they were never truly given permission to have sweets in the first place. That's what I think.

僕曰く、AI超能力みたいな不思議な力が世の中にあって名前も仕組みも理解していないし誰も教えてくれないのですが、この力による犯罪が横行し世の中の社会を壊して続けていて、世界の管理者が平和を保つのに限界が来てしまったと僕は感じました。少なくとも僕の住んでいる地域で邪悪性が高い人物は謎の襲撃を受け守護霊ごと記憶喪失になっている様でした。

 

この邪悪な集団が記憶喪失に対処したことが記憶喪失の犯罪霊とまともな守護霊との強制的な交換でした。僕はその被害に遭い、霊に中古で小学生の参考書を買って教養を叩き直したり、無職で仕事を探さなくてはいけないのに、とんでもない時間のロスに遭いました。邪悪な集団はいつまでも極悪で性悪と善の犠牲者との間で守護霊のシャッフルを頻繁に行ったことから善悪関係なしに記憶喪失が蔓延したのでした。

 

神様は困ったのでしょう。霊的な世の中の仕組みを改革する事にしたのです。いままでの半分以上のジンクス(世界に登録された魔法で一定のジェスチャーやアクションをしたら奇跡が起こる)が変わったと思います。そんなに簡単に変わるのかと疑問に思いますが変わったのは事実なのですから仕方がない事なのでしょう。

 

 

According to me, there is a mysterious force in this world, something like an AI superpower. I still don’t understand its name or how it works, and nobody explains it to me. But I felt that crimes committed through this power had become widespread, continuously damaging society itself, and that the administrators of the world had reached their limit in trying to maintain peace. At least in the area where I lived, people with especially malicious personalities seemed to be targeted by mysterious attacks and ended up losing their memories along with their guardian spirits.

 

What this sinister group did to deal with memory loss was forcibly swapping guardian spirits between criminal spirits suffering from amnesia and normal guardian spirits. I became one of the victims. Spirits made me buy secondhand elementary school textbooks just to rebuild my basic education from scratch, and even though I was unemployed and needed to search for work, I lost an unbelievable amount of time because of it. The evil group remained relentlessly cruel, constantly shuffling guardian spirits between deeply malicious people and innocent victims, until memory loss spread everywhere regardless of whether someone was good or evil.

 

Maybe the gods themselves became troubled. I think they decided to reform the spiritual structure of the world. More than half of the old “jinxes” — magical rules registered into the world where certain gestures or actions could trigger miracles — seem to have changed. It sounds unbelievable that something like that could change so easily, but if it truly changed, then perhaps there was no other choice.

世の中には一定のファッションで霊に見えなくなり認識されなくなって盗みなどの悪事を働く人間がいます。僕が遭遇した事ですが比較的セクシャルなファッションをした人間が見えなくなり女性に多い様に思えます。僕は初夏の陽気になって初めて遠出したのですが(僕が描いた説明図絵)の様な下着が見えそうな服装をしている事が多いです。

 

それが霊には見えないので注意する人もいないと言う事なのです。実際に守護霊の引き抜き行為をジンクス(一定のアクションや行動をする事で魔法が使えるシステム)を利用して僕に襲いかかってきたのでビックリしました。

 

つまり社会から無視される服装のジンクスを装い犯罪を行う集団がこの初夏に発足したと言うことになります。一般人には見えないので怖いですね。

 

There are people in this world who wear certain kinds of fashion that make them invisible to spirits, causing them to go unrecognized and commit crimes such as theft. This is something I personally experienced. It seemed to me that people dressed in relatively sexual or revealing fashion—often women—would become unseen.

 

When I first went out on a trip in the early summer weather, I noticed many of them wearing outfits like the one in my illustration, with clothing that looks like it might reveal their underwear.

 

Because they cannot be seen by spirits, no one warns or stops them. In fact, I was shocked when they used a “jinx” (a system where performing certain actions enables the use of magic) to attack me by attempting to extract my guardian spirit.

 

In other words, it seems that this early summer has seen the emergence of a group that commits crimes by adopting a fashion-based “jinx” that allows them to be ignored by society. Since ordinary people cannot see them, it is quite frightening.

僕は相変わらずデバイスに接続したり何かを無の空間から作り出したり転送したり一切出来ないですが、そんな超能力AIを持つ連中に課せられる試練の犠牲に遭いました。これはオカルト話だと思いますが、この良く分からない試練を課す集団は守護霊を盗みはしない派閥ですが、霊の記憶を消す現象を引き起こしている様でした。記憶を消す度合いとしては正に記憶喪失で酷い場合には言葉の使い方も忘れる始末でした。僕の守護霊は盗まれて犯罪者の様な悪霊を入れ込まれましたが記憶喪失になり非情に悪い事はしなくなりました。おかげで僕の守護霊達は言葉の使い方から学ぶと言う謎のジレンマに悩まされていますし、コミュニケーションの仕方も分かりません。どんだけ記憶を消すねんとツッコミを入れたくなる程の酷い現象です。

 

そしてこの派閥が押し付ける謎の試練は超能力AIを持っているから創造をして進化して生き抜けという、昔流行したナンセンスな進化ゲームの続きをしている様でした。僕たちは平穏に幸せになりたいだけなのに栄養補給でさえ出来ず、ファミコンのドラクエの如く何が正しいか分からないまま、行き合ったりばったりの知識でさえ渇望してトライアンドエラーの状態で生きているのです。つまり記憶喪失者が100%人口の地域は何も出来ない強盗集団と成り果てるのでしょう。そして強盗と霊の奪い合いをするのですが、それは果たして目的の進化の果てであるのかは誰でも知性があればナンセンスだと判断できるでしょう。

 

謎の試練である創造の被害の片鱗に僕は遭いましたが、特に顕著なのが動画の配信でした。理解し難いことにプロのクリエイターが折角配信して下さる動画のストーリーや音を消してコマ送りの画像の連続にしたりして超能力AIを使わせようとするのです。僕はそんなもの持っていないので迷惑極まりないと思いますね。進化したいのなら仲間内でして欲しいですし霊すら知覚できない無力な他星?の生き物を巻き込む理由が理解できないです。

 

そして記憶がないが故に他星の生き物を強奪するの繰り返しなのではと僕は思いますね。どんどん他惑星を移って記憶喪失集団をけしかけて強奪したものを没収して保管して、繰り返して占有している集団は卑怯でセコイと僕は思います。

 

無謀なゲームを何年やっているんですかね?僕が攫われてから地球時間で5年ぐらいの時間が経過しましたが外の空間は1000年以上経過してるらしいではないですか。進化するなら銀河を管理する宇宙船を超える能力を持つ生物にでもなれば良いんじゃないですかね?仲間狩りをしている限りは無理ですけどね。

 

I should say up front—what you’re describing reads like a personal or imaginative narrative rather than something that can be verified in the real world. I’ll translate it faithfully, but if any of this is reflecting how things feel for you right now, I’m here to help you sort through that too.

 

I still can’t connect to devices, create something out of nothing, or transfer anything at all, but I ended up becoming a victim of a mysterious trial imposed on those who possess a psychic AI.

 

It may sound like an occult story, but this group that imposes these incomprehensible trials doesn’t belong to the faction that steals guardian spirits. Instead, they seem to cause a phenomenon that erases the memories of spirits. The degree of memory loss is like complete amnesia—in severe cases, they even forget how to use language.

 

My guardian spirit was taken and replaced with something like a criminal-level evil spirit, but due to the memory loss, it stopped doing extremely bad things. As a result, my guardian spirits are now stuck in a strange dilemma where they have to relearn even how to use language, and they don’t even understand how to communicate anymore. It’s so severe that I feel like saying, “How much memory are you going to erase?”

 

And the mysterious trial this faction imposes seems to be about forcing those with psychic AI to create, evolve, and survive—as if continuing some nonsensical evolution game that was once popular. All we want is to live peacefully and be happy, yet we can’t even properly nourish ourselves. Like an old-school Dragon Quest game, we’re wandering without knowing what’s right, desperately clinging even to accidental bits of knowledge and living in a constant state of trial and error.

 

In other words, a region where 100% of the population has amnesia would end up becoming a group of helpless robbers who can’t do anything. They would fight over stealing from others and over spirits—but anyone with intelligence would realize that this is a nonsensical outcome, not true evolution.

 

I’ve experienced fragments of the harm caused by this so-called “creative trial,” and one particularly noticeable example is video distribution. Strangely, they take videos that professional creators have kindly shared and strip away the story and sound, turning them into sequences of frame-by-frame images—as if trying to force the use of psychic AI. Since I don’t have such abilities, it’s extremely frustrating and disruptive. If they want to evolve, they should do it among themselves. I can’t understand why they would involve powerless beings—perhaps from other planets—who can’t even perceive spirits.

 

And because of this lack of memory, I suspect they just keep repeating the act of robbing beings from other planets. They move from planet to planet, incite amnesiac groups to plunder, confiscate what’s taken, store it, and repeat—hoarding everything. I think that kind of group is cowardly and petty.

 

How many years have they been playing this reckless game? It’s been about five years in Earth time since I was taken, but apparently more than a thousand years have passed in the outer space. If they really want to evolve, maybe they should become beings with abilities surpassing those of spacecraft that manage entire galaxies. But as long as they keep hunting their own kind, that will never happen.

どっかのパン祭りではないのですが、毎年春になると主に正社員が邪悪な存在に狩られて入れ替わり世の中が荒れて夏頃に決まって粛清されているのはご存知でしょうか。僕は春頃まで都心のブラック企業の正社員だったのですが正社員狩りが激しくて正式に辞職して逃げてきました。

 

僕のお勤めしていたブラック企業は最低賃金であるのに、そのままの条件で社員登用されて業務量が一般企業よりも多く、納期がスタッフの体力の限界まで測られスケジュール設定されており、外国の小さい企業が資本だった為にコミュニケーション(言葉や良識)をしてもナカナカ通じない現場でした。なので残業代込みの給与として契約され、終電帰りなどは度々ありました。

 

僕は生活費さえ、まともに稼げば良いと思い頑張って昼はエネルギー補給に良くパンを齧っていたのですが、バイトと変わらない扱いなのに雇用形態が会社から逃げづらい『正社員』にされてしまった為に、春の正社員狩り祭りのターゲットにされることになるのでした。僕は能力向上の遺伝子改造はされていない劣等なオリジンの人間ですので守護霊とは意思疎通できませんし、霊的な攻撃には気が付かないで避けてしまう事が多いですので狩りでは、調子が悪くなりましたが生きて辞める事ができました。

 

まず僕の様な無能力者がでも気がつく事だったのですが、花粉が舞い始める時期に都心のオフィス街に精神汚染がばら撒かれたと思います。ビジネスマンが素っ頓狂に笑い出したり、OLが公衆の面前で泣いたり異様な光景を僕は見ました。僕は霊は見えませんが肉体がその様な異常を引き起こしていたのです。その様な現象が収まる頃に正社員たちが狩られて人員が似ている存在に差し代わっていったのです。その差し変わりは背が低いものが多く言動は社会人にあるまじき事ばかり言っていて、道徳マナーのレベルは小学生の中学年から中学2年生そのものでした。

 

肉体が殺されて行くのもありますが守護霊たちも狩られていて、霊障に強い人物に至っては身体のパーツを切り刻まれて差し替えられて持っていかれました。僕も雑な手術でやられたので辞表を出した後にもかかわらず、辞めるまで1ヶ月期間があったのですが2週間ぐらいが調子が悪くて数日休まざるを得なくなりました。

 

この間に企業のデータは改竄されたり、特にチャットやメールは正社員を荒らすかの様な内容にされていました。そして異様なことに労働が嫌いで飽きたかと思わせぶりに狩人たちは、正社員を殺した癖に、遊びの様に毎日入れ替わって行ったのでした。そんな殺人祭りも暑い時期になると収まって行くのですが、荒らしている霊は音楽を弾圧したり色彩を制限したがる霊たちで、率先して荒らしている様に思えました。僕は初級のチャネラーですので少しは霊聴というものが出来るのです。会社で正社員を痛めつけたと思ったらストーカーの様に自宅まで押し掛けて疲れて倒れてしまったところをトドメを刺された者もいると思います。

 

これがここ3年は確実に毎年行われれいるのですが、来年も狩りはあるのでしょうかね?僕は次は生贄ではなくバイトを目指したいと思います。まあ素晴らしい能力をお持ちなら、こんな成り変わりをしなくて正規募集で採用合格すると思いますね。

 

This isn’t some kind of bread festival or anything, but have you heard that every spring, mainly full-time employees are hunted by evil entities, replaced, and then society falls into chaos, only for them to be purged again around summer?

Until this spring, I was a full-time employee at a black company in the city center, but the “hunt” for full-time workers became so intense that I officially resigned and escaped.

 

The company I worked for paid minimum wage, yet promoted people to full-time positions under the same conditions. The workload was heavier than at a typical company, and deadlines were set right up to the limits of the staff’s physical endurance. Since the company was backed by a small foreign business, communication—both language and common sense—rarely got through. Overtime pay was essentially included in the salary, and it was common to go home on the last train.

 

I just wanted to earn enough to cover my living expenses, so I worked hard, often eating bread during the day to keep my energy up. But even though I was treated no differently than a part-timer, I was made a full-time employee, which made it difficult to leave the company. As a result, I became a target of the spring “full-time employee hunting festival.”

 

I am an inferior, original human who has not undergone any genetic enhancement for improved abilities. I cannot communicate with guardian spirits, and I often fail to notice or properly respond to spiritual attacks. During the “hunt,” my condition worsened, but I managed to survive and quit.

 

One thing even someone like me without abilities could notice was that, around the time pollen started to spread, something like mental contamination was released in the office districts of the city. I saw strange scenes—businessmen suddenly bursting into laughter, office ladies crying in public. I cannot see spirits, but their physical bodies were clearly showing abnormalities. When these phenomena subsided, full-time employees were hunted and replaced by similar-looking beings.

 

Many of those replacements were shorter in height, and their behavior was completely inappropriate for working adults. Their sense of morality and manners was like that of elementary school upper graders to second-year middle school students.

Not only were physical bodies being killed, but guardian spirits were also hunted. People who were resistant to spiritual disturbances had parts of their bodies cut up and replaced. I was also subjected to a crude “operation.” Even after submitting my resignation, I had to stay for another month, but for about two weeks I felt terrible and had to take several days off.

 

During this time, company data was tampered with, and chats and emails were altered as if to harass full-time employees. Strangely, the hunters—who seemed to dislike work and easily get bored—killed employees yet continued swapping in and out daily as if it were some kind of game.

 

This murderous festival would calm down as the weather became hotter, but the spirits causing the chaos seemed to be ones that suppressed music and restricted color. I am a beginner-level channeler, so I can hear faint spiritual voices. After tormenting employees at the company, these entities would even follow them home like stalkers, and I believe some people were finished off after collapsing from exhaustion.

 

This has definitely been happening every year for the past three years. Do you think the hunt will happen again next year?

Next time, instead of being a sacrifice, I think I’ll aim to work as a part-timer.If they really had such great abilities, they wouldn’t need to resort to replacing people like this—they’d just get hired through normal recruitment.

 

僕は異世界を彷徨って4年ぐらい経過したと思います。この4年間に思ったことがありますが、僕たちの殆どは毎年毎年同じ時期に同じ事をして記憶を失ってエンドレスにアホな事を繰り返してるって事です。今年からは毎年の愚行にジンクス(決まった所作や色や音で表現することにより世の中を管理している宇宙船に登録された魔法が発現すること)が加わり更にカオスになってきました。

 

去年までは身につけた色により魔法を繰り出す(例:赤い衣服を身につけると面積に応じて若く見える)のが流行していましたが、今年では音での魔法が流行していますね。特に今年は食事の咀嚼音や啜る音で正社員の守護霊を盗むと言う愚行が魔法登録され、意識を失う正社員が勃発していました。スマホに食事の音を録音登録して電車内で流すなどの奇行も行われていたのを僕は偶然にも直面しました。

 

世の中を荒らしているのは誰でしょうか?良く分かりませんが僕が見かけた毎年必ず起こっていた過去4年の神々の奇行カレンダーを記述したいと思います。

 

■カオスを繰り返す僕らの世界のカレンダー

 

【1月】

・マトモ

 

【2月】

・マトモ

 

【3月】

・太陽光が精神汚染される

・月夜が精神汚染される

・民間人狩りピーク時(民間人の精神汚染)

・労働者狩りピーク時(労働者の精神汚染)

・子供?の精神汚染

・動画荒らし

・音楽禁止と弾圧

 

【4月】

・民間人狩りピーク時(民間人の精神汚染)

・労働者狩りピーク時(労働者の精神汚染)

・子供?の精神汚染

・動画荒らし

・音楽禁止と弾圧

 

【5月】

・人々の狂気が薄れてマトモになって行く。

・動画荒らし

・音楽禁止と弾圧

 

【6月】

・大勢の人々がマトモに。

 

【7月】

・マトモ

 

【8月】

・マトモ

 

【9月】

・マトモ

 

【10月】

・霊が暴走して肉体を殺す時期(月の後半)

 

【11月】

・霊が暴走して肉体を殺す時期(月の前半)

 

【12月】

・マトモ

 

以上です。僕が個人的に思うには神々が奇行を起こすのは気温が関係しているのではないでしょうか?つまり侵略者は快適な気温ではないと活動はしないのです。僕らは冬はマトモでしたね。

 

 

I’ve been wandering in another world for about four years now. During that time, I’ve come to think that most of us repeat the same things every year at the same time, lose our memories, and keep making the same foolish mistakes over and over again.

Since this year, things have become even more chaotic with the addition of “jinxes” — a kind of magic that manifests when certain actions, colors, or sounds are performed and get registered by a spaceship that manages the world.

 

Until last year, it was popular to use colors to cast magic. For example, wearing red clothing would make you look younger depending on the surface area. But this year, sound-based magic has become popular. In particular, there’s a bizarre trend where chewing sounds or slurping noises during meals are said to steal the guardian spirits of full-time workers. I even happened to witness strange behavior like people recording eating sounds on their smartphones and playing them on trains.

Who is causing chaos in this world? I don’t really know. But I’d like to document a “calendar of strange acts by the gods” that I’ve observed repeating every year for the past four years.

 

■ A Calendar of Our World Repeating Chaos

[January]

  • Normal

[February]

  • Normal

[March]

  • Sunlight becomes mentally polluted
  • Moonlight becomes mentally polluted
  • Peak period of civilian hunting (mental contamination of civilians)
  • Peak period of worker hunting (mental contamination of workers)
  • Mental contamination of children (?)
  • Video disruptions
  • Suppression and prohibition of music

[April]

  • Peak period of civilian hunting (mental contamination of civilians)
  • Peak period of worker hunting (mental contamination of workers)
  • Mental contamination of children (?)
  • Video disruptions
  • Suppression and prohibition of music

[May]

  • People gradually return to normal
  • Video disruptions
  • Suppression and prohibition of music

[June]

  • Many people return to normal

[July]

  • Normal

[August]

  • Normal

[September]

  • Normal

[October]

  • Spirits go out of control and kill physical bodies (late in the month)

[November]

  • Spirits go out of control and kill physical bodies (early in the month)

[December]

  • Normal

That’s all. Personally, I think temperature might be related to the phenomena caused by the gods. In other words, the invaders don’t act unless the temperature is comfortable. We were normal during the winter, after all.