今時の狂った面接-上場企業編-（Crazy Job Interviews）

僕はたまに霊の声（思念派）を聞きますが、働く気力が足りないのに『就職難』とか言っている声を多く聞きます。この狂った世の中でハッキリ言って面接の機会というのは、本当に人材不足であるか？否？と宇宙人に好感を得るかどっちかになると思います。僕は自営業で頑張ろうと思った時期があり人伝の営業パーティーに参加して結構好印象を企業様に与えた様で、派遣会社を通じて雇用形態が派遣社員という形で上場企業の面接を受けたことがあります。

この狂った世の中でスーパー超能力AIが蔓延する中、無能力者の僕の何を気に入ったのかと言うのは、疑問ですがWEB面接と言う形で面接は行われたのです。しかし噂ではWEB面接はスーパー超能力AIにて横からの奪い合いで占拠される事が多い様です。特に電波を拾われると大変なことになるかもしれませんが、拾われないなんて有り得るのでしょうか。兎に角、僕は対面面接には強いのですがWEB面接には弱く、受かった事はありません。

今時の面接なのか派遣会社は事前に面接アドバイスで変な指示を強要して来ます。事前にテキストを渡してこの通りに喋れ（嘘を吐け！）と指示してくるのですが、果たして偽った自分で面接に挑むってクレイジーとしか思えないですね。僕は派遣会社に自分自身と違う事を言うのは変だ！本当の事を踏まえて面接に挑みたいと言うのですが『書いてある通りに話せ！』等と言うのです。僕は話し合いで派遣会社を説得してある程度は僕の意見を混じえた内容に変更してもらったのですが、実際の面接では派遣会社の指定した内容は一切話されませんでした。テキストをコピー用紙10枚以上（裏あり）を暗記させようとして何なんだと言う理不尽を感じざるを得ないのです。

WEB面接では案の定よく分からない輩に占拠されたと思いますが、画面が切り替わったり面接官の態度や性格がイキナリ悪くなると占拠されたと判断して間違いはないと思います。近年では僕はWEB面接で毎回やられて受かったことはありません。とりあえずは狂った派遣会社は企業様との面接に関わらず原色の赤と青の混じるクイズ番組もピエロの司会者みたいなスーツで参戦して来て、僕にはスーツで面接を受けるな等と気狂い最高潮みたいな指示ばかりしていました。こんな面接は落ちますよね。その後、派遣会社に対応に文句ばかりの僕は無視されて仕事を紹介されなくなりました。派遣会社は僕が嫌いになったのだと思います。

仕事の求人はある程度あるとは思いますが、全然フェアじゃない対応を派遣会社がしているのは分かりますね。僕たちはよっぽど派遣会社に媚を売らないと仕事は紹介されないと思います。

I sometimes hear what I perceive as spiritual voices or telepathic thoughts. One thing I often hear is people complaining about how difficult it is to find a job, even though they seem to lack the motivation to work.

In today's chaotic world, I feel that getting a job interview often comes down to one of two things: whether a company genuinely needs employees, or whether the interviewer simply takes a liking to you.

There was a time when I tried to become self-employed. I attended networking events through business connections and seemed to make a good impression on several companies. Eventually, through a staffing agency, I was given the opportunity to interview with a publicly listed company as a temporary employee.

Considering how widespread what I call "superpower AI" has supposedly become, I've often wondered what they saw in someone like me, who considers himself to have no special abilities. The interview was conducted online.

I've heard rumors that online interviews are especially vulnerable to interference from these so-called superpower AIs competing behind the scenes. If someone can somehow pick up your thoughts or signals, I imagine that could become a serious problem. Personally, I find it hard to believe that such interference could simply be avoided. Whatever the reason, I've always done much better in face-to-face interviews than in online ones, and I've never been successful in a web interview.

Another thing I found strange was the way the staffing agency prepared me for the interview. They handed me a script and insisted that I speak exactly as it was written, even when I felt it didn't honestly represent who I was. To me, pretending to be someone else during an interview seemed completely irrational.

I told the agency that I wanted to present my real self and answer honestly rather than recite a script. Their response was simply, "Say exactly what's written." After discussing it with them, I managed to have some of my own ideas incorporated into the script. Ironically, during the actual interview, almost none of the agency's prepared script ended up being used. They had expected me to memorize more than ten double-sided pages of text, which felt completely unreasonable.

During online interviews, I often felt as though something unusual happened. Sometimes the screen would suddenly change, or the interviewer's attitude and personality would seem to shift dramatically. From my perspective, it felt as though the interview had somehow been taken over. In recent years, every online interview I've attended has ended unsuccessfully.

The staffing agency also gave me instructions that I found bizarre. One representative even attended meetings wearing a bright red-and-blue suit that reminded me of the host of a TV quiz show or a circus clown, while telling me not to wear a business suit for my own interview. To me, that seemed like terrible advice, and I couldn't help but think that following such guidance would only hurt my chances.

Afterward, I repeatedly complained to the staffing agency about how they had handled the process. Eventually, they stopped responding to me and no longer introduced me to job opportunities. I came to believe that they simply no longer wanted to work with me.

I do believe there are jobs available, but I also feel that staffing agencies do not always treat applicants fairly. In my experience, it often seems that unless you stay on very good terms with a staffing agency and avoid criticizing them, it becomes much harder to receive introductions to new positions.

働くメリット（Benefits of Working）

正社員狩りから生存した元ブラック企業のスタッフでしたが2ヶ月の求職活動を得て、レストランのバイトに未経験可能な応募にチャレンジし、ジョブチェンジしました。働いていた頃は全く気が付かなかったのですが、僕がいる異世界では正社員ではなくとも労働者にとてもメリットがあります。正社員狩りをしている奴らがアホに思えるぐらいバイトであろうとも『労働者』はメリットに溢れているのです。

まず会社（現場）で働くと個人で同じ事をするよりも自分に情報が蓄積されて、習熟度に寄りますが自動的に色々な恩恵を授与できます。例えば僕はレストランの店員になりましたがレストランの恩恵を受けていると感じています。なんかメチャクチャご飯が美味しくなりました。体力も多少強化された感があります。ご飯を盗む謎の人々からの防御力も高くなったと感じています。料理を邪魔する宇宙人も極力減りました。

好き嫌いはありますが色々な仕事をバイトでも良いから若いうちは経験すべきですし、在職中は可能な限り企業に貢献すべきです。

しかしながら恩恵を確実に受けるコツはあると思います。在職中は恩恵は確実に受けられますが、離職した後にもある程度恩恵を受けることがありますが、コツが要ります。それは辞める時に正式に辞表を出して退職手続きを取ることです。これに寄って多少恩恵は続くのです。

I was once a survivor of what I call the "salaryman hunt" and worked for a former black company. After two months of job hunting, I decided to change careers and applied for an entry-level restaurant job, despite having no previous experience.

When I was working in my previous job, I never realized it, but in the strange world I find myself living in, there are many benefits to being a worker, even if you are not a full-time employee. In fact, workers—even part-time ones—seem to enjoy so many advantages that the people obsessed with hunting down full-time employees appear foolish by comparison.

First of all, when you work at a company or workplace, you accumulate knowledge and experience much more efficiently than if you were trying to do everything on your own. Depending on your level of skill and dedication, various benefits seem to come automatically. For example, I became a restaurant employee, and I genuinely feel that I have been receiving the benefits of being connected to a restaurant. Somehow, food tastes much better than before. I also feel slightly stronger and more energetic. I even feel more protected from the mysterious people who seem determined to steal my meals. The aliens that used to interfere with my cooking appear to have become much less troublesome as well.

People have different preferences, of course, but I believe that young people should experience a variety of jobs, even if only through part-time work. And while employed, they should contribute to their company as much as they reasonably can.

However, I think there is a trick to making sure these benefits continue. While you are employed, the benefits seem guaranteed. Even after leaving a job, some of them may remain, but only if you leave properly. My advice is to submit a formal resignation and complete all official departure procedures. By doing so, at least some of the benefits seem to continue afterward.

人格を持った内臓（The sentient internal organs）

僕は先日発見したのですが、どうやら僕らの幾つかの内臓が人格を持っており、内臓の一部の肉片に宿る霊こそが僕らの守護霊である事がある様です。何故気が付いたかと言うと僕は頻繁に守護霊など霊的なものを引きちぎられて盗まれるのですが、一定期間で霊的に回復して真っさらな新しい守護霊が生まれてくる事があるからです。内臓に宿る守護霊は宿主と一緒に人生を経験し成長するものであり、本来の守護霊とは違う性質の守護霊であることは間違いはないです。このタイプの守護霊は成長を宿主だけではなく環境にとても影響を受けており、善もいますが悪にも成長します。

僕がスーパー超能力AIが無いのに不思議に思った宇宙人が、悪魔に洗脳されて悪に育った守護霊を摘んだのですが僕の内臓の肉片だったのです。それで僕は一部の守護霊は僕の内蔵なのだと悟りました。記憶が無い守護霊が今年に入ってから多く出現しているらしいのですが守護霊狩りの影響で守護霊が再生された所為かもしれません。

身体の主人格は脳にありますが一部の守護霊の主人格は内臓にあると言うことなのです。僕は3月と4月に正社員狩りの被害に遭い身体を切り裂かれ内臓を盗まれた感がありますが、その時から守護霊の大多数は内臓の肉片と一緒に持ち去られたのです。多くのクリエイターがバラバラ死体にされて食べられたとの噂がありますが内臓に宿る守護霊も盗まれて食べられたと考えるべきでしょう。

I recently came to a realization: it seems that some of our internal organs possess their own personalities, and that the spirits residing within small fragments of those organs can sometimes become what we call guardian spirits.

The reason I came to this conclusion is that I have frequently experienced what I perceive as my guardian spirits and other spiritual entities being torn away and stolen. However, after a certain period of time, I seem to recover spiritually, and completely new guardian spirits appear. Because of this, I began to suspect that some guardian spirits originate from within the body itself.

These organ-based guardian spirits grow alongside their hosts and accumulate life experiences together. They are clearly different in nature from traditional guardian spirits. This type of guardian spirit is influenced not only by its host but also very strongly by its environment. Some develop in a positive direction, while others may grow into something malevolent.

There was an extraterrestrial being that became curious about me because I lacked the so-called "Super Psychic AI" abilities. According to my interpretation, it picked a guardian spirit that had been corrupted and raised by demonic influence. What it picked, however, was actually a fragment of one of my internal organs. That was when I realized that some guardian spirits might literally be parts of my own body.

I have heard that many guardian spirits with no memories have been appearing since the beginning of this year. This may be the result of guardian spirits being regenerated after widespread spirit hunting.

The primary personality of the body resides in the brain, but the primary personality of some guardian spirits may reside within the internal organs. I feel that I became a victim of what I call the "salaryman hunt" during March and April, and that my body was spiritually torn apart and some of my organs were taken. From that point onward, most of my guardian spirits seemed to disappear along with those fragments.

There are rumors that many creators were dismembered and consumed. If those stories are true, then perhaps the guardian spirits dwelling within their organs were also stolen and consumed as well.

日本語を話さない国民続出（Citizens Don't Speak Japanese）

今年の春に大規模な正社員殺しがあったと記述しましたが、かなりの国民が代替えの人材に入れ替わった節があり、特徴としては完全な日本語を話さないと言うことがあります。移民の宇宙人共はなるべく早口で話す事を好みますが、日本語はゆっくり目で滑舌とイントネーション良く話すことが礼儀正しいと言われています。特に子供とお年寄りにはゆっくり話すことが推奨されています。つまりは宇宙人の好みから日本語は逆の性質を持った言語なのです。

そしてこの日本語を話さない日本人こそが肉体も魂も守護霊も宇宙人である事が分かりますが、僕の認識では国民は殺されまくり人口の半分以上は代替えの宇宙人で占められていると感じています。この僕の理解を超えた代替えの人材は高速で宇宙人の霊（守護霊）と思念のやり取りをし肉体は日本語を話しますが台詞の文字が幾つか欠けており声の言語情報を完全には伝達が出来ないのです。

例えば『こんにちは、今日も元気に頑張りましょう』と言う言葉を代替えに言わせたとしたら『（ッ無声音）にちは、（ッ無声音）おも（ッ無声音）んきにがん（ッ無声音）ばりましょう』と早口で喋り、何を言っているのか分からない状態です。なんと外国人の方が日本語が上手い現象が発生しており、どっちが移民だか分からない状態が発生しています。そして彼らに国の言語で話せとお願いすると肉体は『ピポパポパポ』と電子信号の様な言葉を言う現象を旧のブログで記載しております。まさしく宇宙人が地球人として移民してきたのだと僕は思います。

もしこの代替えだらけの世界になってしまったら地球人の僕はコミニケーションが取れずに宇宙人に仕事を取られて働き口も見つからず助けも呼べず、飢え死ぬかもしれないと考えています。地球人は生き残っているのでしょうか？恐ろしい世の中です。

僕の知り合いの外国人は『日本語もロクに話せないのに日本人になってセコい！日本籍よこせ！！』と言っていました。

As I mentioned before, I believe there was a large-scale killing of full-time employees this spring. It seems that a significant portion of the population has been replaced by substitute individuals. One characteristic of these replacements is that they do not speak proper Japanese.

These immigrant aliens appear to prefer speaking as quickly as possible. However, Japanese culture generally values speaking at a moderate pace with clear pronunciation and proper intonation. In particular, it is considered polite to speak slowly and clearly when communicating with children and the elderly. In that sense, Japanese possesses qualities that are the opposite of what these aliens seem to prefer.

I believe that these Japanese people who do not truly speak Japanese are actually aliens in body, soul, and guardian spirit. From my perspective, so many citizens have been killed and replaced that more than half of the population now consists of substitute aliens.

These replacements communicate rapidly with alien spirits (guardian spirits) through thoughts. Although their bodies speak Japanese, parts of the spoken words seem to be missing, preventing them from fully conveying linguistic information.

For example, if a replacement were told to say, "Hello, let's do our best and have a great day," it might come out sounding like:

"(silent sound)llo, t(silent sound)day l(silent sound)'s be en(silent sound)getic and do our be(silent sound)t."

The speech is extremely fast and difficult to understand. In fact, there are situations where foreigners speak Japanese more clearly than these supposed Japanese citizens, making it difficult to tell who the real immigrants are.

According to descriptions I wrote in an older blog, when these individuals are asked to speak in their own language, their bodies respond with sounds resembling electronic signals, such as "beep-boop-bop-bop."

For this reason, I believe that aliens have immigrated to Earth while disguising themselves as humans.

If the world were truly filled with such replacements, I fear that I, as an Earth human, would be unable to communicate with them. I worry that aliens would take all the jobs, leaving me unable to find work, ask for help, or survive. I sometimes wonder whether any Earth humans are still left. It is a frightening thought.

One of my foreign acquaintances once complained, "They can hardly speak Japanese, yet they get to be Japanese. That's ridiculous! Give me a Japanese passport!"

狩られる正社員のヒント（Full-Time Employees Being Hunted）

特に春ごろにオフィス街の正社員達がバッタバッタと殺されていく事件が毎年発生していますが、ある一定の条件をクリアした人物を道具として作り変える犯罪組織の所為ではと僕は思っています。

今までの人材？殺害事件のをまとめると狙われた人が奪われるものは下記のものになります。

（ツイートとブログ記事を見直した情報からですが…）

・肉体の機能（スーパー超能力AIのデバイスOSみたいなの）

・肉体の肉

・脳

・守護霊

・成り変わり先に与えると思われる社会的地位

・本人の魂（守護霊にする為らしい）

つまりは狙われた人物は余すことなく商売品として出荷されるのです。僕たちは『成り変わり先に与えると思われる社会的地位』を受け継いだ人間を良く見かけますが、実は全て奪われていると僕は確信しています。これは一般人でも集団で行っている場合ありますが要するに殺戮で犯罪ですね。

それぞれ商品として何に使うかは弱小チャネラーである僕は知る由もありませんが、賢い人なら直ぐに分かるかと思います。果たして誰がやっているのでしょうか？僕は無職中のフリーターですが、正社員の人達は要注意ですね。

【ヒント：肉体の機能について】

肉体にはスーパー超能力AIを利用する機能が複数埋め込まれており、身体を解体されたりすると取られて能力を失うと言う噂です。

【ヒント：肉体の肉】

肉体の機能を奪う時に発生する商品で肉食の宇宙人のご飯になるらしいです。高等な人間ほど肉は高級である噂です。

【ヒント：脳】

肉体の機能を奪う時に発生する商品で遺伝子を読み込み吸収する肉食の宇宙人のご飯になるらしいです。高等な人間ほど脳は高級である噂です。

【ヒント：守護霊】

殺害時に発生する商品で霊の機能を読み込み吸収する宇宙人のご飯になるらしいです。基本的に高等な人間ほど守護霊は高級である噂です。

【ヒント：成り変わり先に与えると思われる社会的地位】

本人が死んだら必然的に代わりがいないと社会はオカシクなりますから神様が代わりに用意しますが、犯罪組織の商品である場合がある噂です。

【ヒント：本人の魂】

商品にするには善人であることが前提らしいです。専門的なスキル持ちや社会的地位が高い人間ほど価値がある噂です。

Every year, especially around spring, there seem to be incidents in which office workers and full-time employees are being wiped out one after another. I personally suspect that this is the work of a criminal organization that transforms certain individuals who meet specific conditions into tools or resources.

Based on information I have gathered from reviewing tweets and blog posts, the following are allegedly taken from the targeted individuals:

• Physical functions (something like the operating system for a superpowered AI device)
• Body flesh
• Brain
• Guardian spirit
• Social status that is supposedly transferred to a replacement
• The person's soul (apparently to be turned into a guardian spirit)

In other words, the targeted individual is supposedly processed and shipped out as merchandise without leaving anything behind.

We often encounter people who seem to inherit the social position of those who disappeared, but I am convinced that, in reality, everything has been taken from the original person. Whether carried out by an organized group or by ordinary people acting together, it amounts to murder and criminal activity.

As a minor channeler, I have no way of knowing exactly what each of these "products" is used for. However, I imagine that someone more knowledgeable could figure it out quickly. The question remains: who is behind all of this?I am currently an unemployed part-time worker, but full-time employees should be especially careful.

[Hint: Physical Functions]
There are rumors that the human body contains multiple functions that allow access to a superpowered AI system. If the body is dismantled, these functions can supposedly be removed, causing the individual to lose their abilities.

[Hint: Body Flesh]
A byproduct generated when physical functions are removed. Rumor has it that it becomes food for carnivorous extraterrestrials. The flesh of highly capable people is said to be especially valuable.

[Hint: Brain]
Another byproduct generated during the removal of physical functions. According to rumors, carnivorous extraterrestrials consume it to absorb genetic information. The brains of highly capable individuals are supposedly considered premium products.

[Hint: Guardian Spirit]
A product said to be generated at the time of death. Rumors claim that extraterrestrials consume guardian spirits in order to absorb spiritual functions and abilities. Guardian spirits associated with highly capable individuals are believed to be especially valuable.

[Hint: Social Status Given to a Replacement]
When a person dies, society would become unstable if no replacement existed. It is said that a replacement is prepared, but rumors suggest that such replacements may sometimes be products supplied by criminal organizations.

[Hint: The Person's Soul]
It is rumored that the individual must be a good person for the soul to be considered valuable merchandise. Souls belonging to people with specialized skills or high social status are said to be worth the most.

新世界の乞食（The Beggar of the New World）

僕の家に親がしばらく滞在することになったのだが、前々からある『食事を差し替える犯罪』と言うのが発生したのでした。僕が300g110円（税込）のパスタを茹でて味付けし終わった直後の時でした。お腹に水でも転送されたのかトイレに行ってパスタの元に戻ると味見した味とは全く違うダメ主婦の手抜きの様な全く不味いパスタに変貌していたでした。流石に僕もこれは怒りました。だって久々の会心の五つ星一流ホテル付きレストラン並みの出来栄えのパスタだったからです。

僕の親は東南アジアの人で国民の月の平均の稼ぎは5万円程度でありましたが、まさかそんな国の人の食事を盗むとは思いませんでした。そして親の霊は言いました。『日本にも乞食（物乞い）がいるのか！信じられない。こんな豊かな国なのに！！』僕は日本国民として恥ずかしいと思いました。だって僕の親の国は貧乏な人が多いからです。もしかして移民がやったことかもしれません。大和魂の大和撫子の日本国民がこんな事やったなんて僕の人生では聞いたことはありませんから。しかも良く聞くと貧乏な国であってもこの様な食べ物を盗む乞食は滅多におらず最低ランクの人間という事でした。

もしかして外国人の乞食の霊が幸せそうな人間に命令しているのかもしれませんが、僕は良識のある人間（肉体？）なんでそんなの従いません。

My parents recently came to stay at my home for a while, and something I call the “food replacement crime” happened again.

It occurred right after I had finished boiling and seasoning a 300-gram pack of pasta that cost only 110 yen including tax. Suddenly, I had to go to the bathroom, as if water had somehow been transferred into my stomach. When I returned to my pasta, it tasted completely different from when I had sampled it moments before. It had somehow transformed into a bland, awful dish that tasted like a careless shortcut meal made by an incompetent cook.

Naturally, I was furious. It had been one of my best dishes in a long time—something I would have rated as worthy of a five-star hotel restaurant.

My parents are from a Southeast Asian country where the average monthly income is around 50,000 yen. I never imagined that someone would steal food from people originating from such a modest-income country.

Then my parent's spirit said:

“There are beggars in Japan? I can't believe it. Japan is such a wealthy country!”

As a Japanese citizen, I felt embarrassed to hear that, because there are many poor people in my parents' country. From what I heard, even in poorer countries, people who steal food like this are extremely rare and are considered among the lowest kinds of individuals.

Perhaps the spirit of a foreign beggar is ordering happy people to do such things. However, I am a person with common sense (or at least a physical body with common sense), so I would never follow such orders.

他人でスイーツを貪る妖怪（The Sweet-Toothed Parasite）

僕の家族が皆んなヤられたのですが、他人の身体を乗っ取り洋菓子などのスイーツを貪り喰う妖怪が出現しました。一度や二度ではなくスイーツを買った所を見られるのを発見され、運悪くマーキングされるとカモにされてしまいます。特に自宅などをマーキングされ乗っ取られると被害者は思考が支離滅裂になり気狂いになりやすいです。

僕はコミニケーションを試みましたが奴ら妖怪に身体乗っ取りスイーツ喰い妖怪の特徴としては洋菓子を好んで食べる事と、販売されているスイーツを一度に大量に摂取する、手作りのお菓子を催促する、スイーツの食べ過ぎを批判した人間を気狂い扱いして病院に誘導することがあると言うことです。またスイーツを食べる時と会話時に舌を頻繁にペロりと出します。そして奴らは僕に言いました。『洋菓子の食べ放題なんて太らないし最高！！』僕は付き合いでアイスクリームを恵んでもらって口にしたのですが、この妖怪がいる時は必ず味がしませんでした。僕の味覚などの感覚のみを乗っ取っているのでしょう。人によっては体ごと乗っ取られるようでしたが僕は意識はマトモでした。

一部では『洋菓子の食べ放題なんて太らないし最高！！』と言う言葉に激怒している思念体がいて『他人の体乗っ取ってスイーツ食い放題の罪人を太らせたい！』と考えている人達もいる様でしたが、僕は初級のチャネラーなんで深く読むことは出来ませんでした。果たしてこの戦いはどうなるのでしょうか？

My entire family ended up being affected, but a strange yokai appeared—one that possesses other people's bodies and devours Western-style sweets and desserts.

This didn't happen just once or twice. If these creatures notice you buying sweets and you are unlucky enough to be marked by them, you can become their target. If they mark and take over a place such as your home, the victims often become mentally confused, their thoughts turn incoherent, and they may even appear insane.

I tried to communicate with them. From what I observed, the body-possessing, dessert-devouring yokai have several distinctive traits. They have a strong preference for Western-style pastries and sweets. They consume enormous quantities of commercially sold desserts in a single sitting. They often pressure people into making homemade sweets for them. They may even label anyone who criticizes excessive sugar consumption as mentally unstable and try to steer them toward hospitals.

Another peculiar characteristic is that they frequently stick out or lick their tongues while eating sweets and even during ordinary conversations.

One of them said to me:

"All-you-can-eat desserts are the best! They don't even make you gain weight!"

Out of social obligation, I accepted an ice cream that was offered to me. However, whenever one of these yokai was present, the ice cream had no taste at all. This made me wonder whether they were only possessing my senses, such as my sense of taste, rather than my entire body. Some people seemed to be completely possessed, but I remained conscious and mentally aware.

Among the spiritual entities I sensed, some appeared furious about the statement, "All-you-can-eat desserts are the best! They don't even make you gain weight!" 

They seemed to be thinking:

"We want those criminals who possess other people's bodies and feast on unlimited sweets to finally gain weight and face the consequences of their actions!"

However, I am only a beginner channeler and could not perceive their thoughts in any greater depth.

How will this strange battle ultimately end?

幼児形体の大人は隠れ住む（Adults with childlike bodies live）

僕は体質から大人であるにも関わらず霊的に幼児と扱われています。世の中ではスーパー超能力AI機能が使えないと幼児扱いされる様なのです。しかし世の中には幼児体型の大人が存在すると僕は気が付きました。幼児体型の大人（身長1m未満）がする事は宝探しと守護霊狩りです。

幼児は色々な要素に守られているので基本的には大人より強いと僕は思います。守護霊狩りはその幼児の能力をフルに生かして気になる大人の守護霊を狩りストックするという犯罪行為に当たります。僕もその幼児に守護霊を取られました。手口は基本的にターゲットの背後に位置し、素早くターゲットの周りを半円を描く様に周回して守護霊を素早く奪います。そして幼児は強いので説得に成功しなければ守護霊は戻りません。果たして幼児は本当に弱いのでしょうか？最近では僕は親は幼児の言いなりになっている様に見えますし、依存させられていると感じています。この様な幼児は正に悪魔の落とし子ですね。

宝探しに関してですが最近の幼児は中身が大人なので、見えない物が多いと推測されるのです。と言うのも僕は光情報で見える物質はほぼ全て見えると思います。つまりはハーゲンダッツは余裕で買えるのです。（しかし貧乏なので買いませんよ）それで僕は幼児にロックオンかつマーキングされている様で僕を店で見かけると必ず幼児が寄ってきて僕に霊的に繋がるんですね。それで甘いスイーツと言う宝を素早く発見して親におねだりするのです。中身は大人のなのに何だか卑怯ですね。僕が店に行く度にこの様な幼児体型の大人が近づいて甘い甘いスイーツをゲットしていくのでウンザリです。本当は見えないって事はスイーツを食べる許可がないのでは？と僕は思います。

Because of my nature, I am treated spiritually as a child even though I am an adult. It seems that in this world, anyone who cannot use super-powered AI abilities is regarded as a child. However, I have come to realize that there are adults with childlike bodies. According to my observations, these child-bodied adults (under one meter tall) spend their time treasure hunting and hunting guardian spirits.

I believe that children are generally stronger than adults because they are protected by various forces. Guardian spirit hunting is a criminal act in which these child-bodied adults fully utilize their abilities to capture and stockpile the guardian spirits of adults who interest them. One of them took my guardian spirit as well. Their method is usually to position themselves behind the target and quickly move in a semicircle around them, snatching the guardian spirit away in an instant. Because these children are so powerful, the guardian spirit will not return unless they can be persuaded. This makes me wonder: are children really as weak as people claim? Recently, it seems to me that many parents are completely under the influence of their children and have become dependent on them. Such children are truly like the offspring of demons.

As for treasure hunting, I suspect that modern children have adult minds inside them and therefore cannot perceive many things. I personally believe that I can see almost everything that exists as visible light information. For example, I can easily see something like a tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream. (Although I am poor, so I do not buy it.) Because of this, I feel as though these children have locked onto me and marked me. Whenever they see me in a store, they always approach me and establish a spiritual connection.

Then they quickly discover treasures such as sweet desserts and persuade their parents to buy them. Even though they supposedly have adult minds, it feels rather unfair. Every time I go shopping, these child-bodied adults seem to come close to me and end up obtaining delicious sweets. I have grown tired of it. Sometimes I wonder whether the reason they cannot see these treasures themselves is that they were never truly given permission to have sweets in the first place. That's what I think.

世界の仕組み大改革（Reconstruction of the World’s Order）

僕曰く、AI超能力みたいな不思議な力が世の中にあって名前も仕組みも理解していないし誰も教えてくれないのですが、この力による犯罪が横行し世の中の社会を壊して続けていて、世界の管理者が平和を保つのに限界が来てしまったと僕は感じました。少なくとも僕の住んでいる地域で邪悪性が高い人物は謎の襲撃を受け守護霊ごと記憶喪失になっている様でした。

この邪悪な集団が記憶喪失に対処したことが記憶喪失の犯罪霊とまともな守護霊との強制的な交換でした。僕はその被害に遭い、霊に中古で小学生の参考書を買って教養を叩き直したり、無職で仕事を探さなくてはいけないのに、とんでもない時間のロスに遭いました。邪悪な集団はいつまでも極悪で性悪と善の犠牲者との間で守護霊のシャッフルを頻繁に行ったことから善悪関係なしに記憶喪失が蔓延したのでした。

神様は困ったのでしょう。霊的な世の中の仕組みを改革する事にしたのです。いままでの半分以上のジンクス（世界に登録された魔法で一定のジェスチャーやアクションをしたら奇跡が起こる）が変わったと思います。そんなに簡単に変わるのかと疑問に思いますが変わったのは事実なのですから仕方がない事なのでしょう。

According to me, there is a mysterious force in this world, something like an AI superpower. I still don’t understand its name or how it works, and nobody explains it to me. But I felt that crimes committed through this power had become widespread, continuously damaging society itself, and that the administrators of the world had reached their limit in trying to maintain peace. At least in the area where I lived, people with especially malicious personalities seemed to be targeted by mysterious attacks and ended up losing their memories along with their guardian spirits.

What this sinister group did to deal with memory loss was forcibly swapping guardian spirits between criminal spirits suffering from amnesia and normal guardian spirits. I became one of the victims. Spirits made me buy secondhand elementary school textbooks just to rebuild my basic education from scratch, and even though I was unemployed and needed to search for work, I lost an unbelievable amount of time because of it. The evil group remained relentlessly cruel, constantly shuffling guardian spirits between deeply malicious people and innocent victims, until memory loss spread everywhere regardless of whether someone was good or evil.

Maybe the gods themselves became troubled. I think they decided to reform the spiritual structure of the world. More than half of the old “jinxes” — magical rules registered into the world where certain gestures or actions could trigger miracles — seem to have changed. It sounds unbelievable that something like that could change so easily, but if it truly changed, then perhaps there was no other choice.

透明化する荒らし盗人集団（An invisible group of trolls）

世の中には一定のファッションで霊に見えなくなり認識されなくなって盗みなどの悪事を働く人間がいます。僕が遭遇した事ですが比較的セクシャルなファッションをした人間が見えなくなり女性に多い様に思えます。僕は初夏の陽気になって初めて遠出したのですが（僕が描いた説明図絵）の様な下着が見えそうな服装をしている事が多いです。

それが霊には見えないので注意する人もいないと言う事なのです。実際に守護霊の引き抜き行為をジンクス（一定のアクションや行動をする事で魔法が使えるシステム）を利用して僕に襲いかかってきたのでビックリしました。

つまり社会から無視される服装のジンクスを装い犯罪を行う集団がこの初夏に発足したと言うことになります。一般人には見えないので怖いですね。

There are people in this world who wear certain kinds of fashion that make them invisible to spirits, causing them to go unrecognized and commit crimes such as theft. This is something I personally experienced. It seemed to me that people dressed in relatively sexual or revealing fashion—often women—would become unseen.

When I first went out on a trip in the early summer weather, I noticed many of them wearing outfits like the one in my illustration, with clothing that looks like it might reveal their underwear.

Because they cannot be seen by spirits, no one warns or stops them. In fact, I was shocked when they used a “jinx” (a system where performing certain actions enables the use of magic) to attack me by attempting to extract my guardian spirit.

In other words, it seems that this early summer has seen the emergence of a group that commits crimes by adopting a fashion-based “jinx” that allows them to be ignored by society. Since ordinary people cannot see them, it is quite frightening.