僕はビタミンCが異世界人と異世界霊の情報伝達を促進する物質だと発見しました。異世界霊は言います。『アタシ達はビタミンC化粧水なんて嫌い!皆んな塗ってるし高い化粧水が欲しい!ちょうだい!ちょうだい!!』果たして霊を飛ばしてまで、ビタミンCを拒否する異世界人は何故そうするのでしょうか?
僕は身体を取り替えられて一部分は異世界人を模した体質になっていると思います。実際には超能力の様なことは出来ませんのでビタミンC(1L1200円ぐらいの格安の化粧水)を塗ってみたのですが、簡単に霊が転送されたり変形したのです。これは多分システムに登録された侵略者の魔法でビタミンC化粧水を塗って美白をしてる女子力の高い女性を入れ替えようとする策略なのでしょう。
異世界人はこれで世の女子力の高い若い女性を乗っ取ったのだと思われます。僕はビタミンC化粧水の霊的情報伝達力に注目し魔法のプログラムを併用することにしました。実に簡単な方法です。体の一部にビタミンCの化粧水と『呪除け等の魔法のプログラム』を混ぜたものを塗ることで情報伝達し周囲の憎しみや悪の心の侵入を防ぎ浄化するのです。
応用としては食べ物に含まれるビタミンCを利用することです。ビタミンCと(種族に寄りますが)苦手な物質を摂取することにより侵略者の体への侵入を防いだりするのです。
毒にも薬にもなるビタミンCは賢い使い方をすれば、きっと役に立つことでしょう。
I believe I have discovered that vitamin C is a substance that promotes the transmission of information between people from another world and spirits from another world. The otherworldly spirits say:
“We hate vitamin C lotion! Everyone uses it, and we want expensive cosmetics instead! Give them to us! Give them to us!!”
So why would people from another world refuse vitamin C so strongly that they would even send spirits to interfere?
I think my body has been partially replaced, and that part of it has taken on the constitution of people from another world. In reality, I cannot perform supernatural powers, so I tried applying vitamin C (a very cheap lotion that costs about 1,200 yen per liter). When I did, the spirits were easily transferred or transformed.
This is probably a magic used by invaders that has been registered in some kind of system. By applying vitamin C lotion, they may be attempting to replace women who take good care of their appearance and use it for skin whitening.
I believe that the people from another world have used this method to take over young women with high “feminine beauty standards.” I focused on the spiritual information-transmitting power of vitamin C lotion and decided to combine it with a magical program.
The method is actually very simple. By applying a mixture of vitamin C lotion and a “magic program such as a warding spell” to a part of the body, it transmits information and purifies the surroundings, preventing hatred and evil intentions from entering.
As an application of this idea, vitamin C contained in food can also be used. By consuming vitamin C together with substances that certain species dislike, it may help prevent invaders from entering the body.
Vitamin C can act as both poison and medicine. If used wisely, it will surely be useful.