Diplomat

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From the orphaned single mothers in Mexico

To the corporate office lovers at Texaco

Take a look outside, girl it’s a sunny day

And the worst thing that could happen

Is it might rain

There’s a riot

But it could be worse

For the polish immigrants in the Glasgow slums

And I’m sorry love if it’s not the house you want

But there’s friendly fire

All over the Gaza front

Chorus:

I can comprise

Get you all you ask

But I’m sick and tried

Being your diplomat

I can keep you sweet

I can keep the peace

But when all we need

Is an F-16

Just to keep things sweet

Between you and me

There’s an all expenses trip

To the South of France

Where some teenage drug mule’s

Having stomach cramps

And you’re worried, dear,

That you might have put on weight

And you still just can’t decide

On what colour paint

You’re annoyed

Cause you have to work

A stigmata’s been performed

In a Belfast pub

And I’m sorry, love,

If I just came home too late

But there are Tutsi children

Playing with hand-grenades

2^nd Chorus:

I can compromise

Get you all you ask

But I’m sick and tired

Being your Diplomat

I can keep you sweet

I can keep the peace

But when all we need

Is an F-16

I can talk all night

I can settle wars

But I’m sick to death

Dealing with your in-laws

Meeting your demands

And then you want more

What’s the worst thing that can happen to us?

Listen love; let’s keep it just between us….