Pilot-at a bus

[EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]

Taxi Driver
Hey, watch were you're going!

[INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]

Chuck
①Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection... it needs to be violated.

Nate
② You are deeply disturbed.

Chuck
And yet you know I'm right. You're telling me if you had the chance...

Nate
I have a girlfriend.

Chuck
③ You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal.

Nate
Who says 'seal the seal'?

[Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school]

Chuck
Come on.

[They get up, Dan is standing behind them, Chuck turns to Dan]

Chuck
You following us or something?

Dan
No, I... I go to your school. Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off?

Nate
That's funny.

[Chuck and Nate leave the bus, Dan talks to himself]

Dan
So you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

①昨日の夜のSerena(セリーナ)は、めちゃくちゃセクシーだった。

effはfuckの婉曲表現です。hotはイケてる、という意味なのでeffingでhotを強調して、めちゃくちゃセクシーだと言っています。

②頭おかしいな。

disturbedは、心がかき乱される、情緒不安定の、という形容詞です。

その前に、"There's something wrong with that level of perfection... it needs to be violated." Serenaのあの完璧さを壊してやらなきゃ、と言っているのでNateは呆れているのです。

③お前たち(Nate(ネイト)とBlair(ブレア))は幼稚園の頃から付き合っていて、まだ契約を交わしていない。

seal the deal 契約を交わす、ですが、ここでは身体の関係になる、を暗に言っています。

おまけ

幼稚園の頃からの付き合いって、憧れます。世界が狭く感じることもあるでしょうけど、色々な事を共有できていますよね