[EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]
Taxi Driver
Hey, watch were you're going!
[INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]
Chuck
①Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection... it needs to be violated.
Nate
② You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck
And yet you know I'm right. You're telling me if you had the chance...
Nate
I have a girlfriend.
Chuck
③ You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate
Who says 'seal the seal'?
[Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school]
Chuck
Come on.
[They get up, Dan is standing behind them, Chuck turns to Dan]
Chuck
You following us or something?
Dan
No, I... I go to your school. Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off?
Nate
That's funny.
[Chuck and Nate leave the bus, Dan talks to himself]
Dan
So you guys wanna sit together at lunch?


