~At the hospital~
Doctor: First false alarm. There is once. dear ones.
Griffin: But everything’s okay, right?
Doctor: Everything looks very good.
~doctor takes their hands each other~
D: We close both eyes. So then that we may see through the other.
Tess: (close them!) ~to G~
G: (No!)
D: Labor could be any day now.
T: Any day?
D: Don’t worry, I know you wanna have a very natural trial childbirth. No artificial, epidural 硬膜外の麻酔 no oppotorsen, pitocin we can are gonna use the no hypno 睡眠 birthing technique.
T: Well, you know, we were actually this just kind of wondering if we could get a schedule of see C-section, just, you know? Can I kind of get this show on the road? Am I right?
G: Yeah.
T: We are thinking….amm.. maybe tonight? Ish, midnightish. Ahhh, right?
G: Yeah. I think we are both thinking maybe tonight could be work better if you we could. do Tonight that would be great.
D: Tonight? You want me to come in, on new year’s eve at midnight and perform a C-section?
T: What? Is it new year’s? Oh boy, wired! I completely this just . Forgot!
G: I did, too! We were never really New year’s people. You know gonna be a kind of we're more memorial day people.
D: Let me be clear. I will not schedule a C-section just for so you can win some money. The couple who was in there before, they offered to split the winning with me. And of course I said no. Frankly I’m so surprised that you would even suggest this, Tess.
G: Well if you want we went 60:40?
D: …….
G: 70:30.
T: Yeah.
D: You’re dangerously close to electric rectal 直腸の exam.
G: Oh that’s not good.
医療用語、全く知らない・・・。日本語でも知らないっすw
それでは。