寒すぎないですか、庭の水道が破裂したらタイヘンだから
このごろずっと山小屋みたいに水を出しっぱなしてるんですけど、
そしたら、その水が下から石筍のように凍って登ってきて
昼過ぎても解けないんですよ。シャワーも凍って出なくなるから一晩中
タラタラ出しとかないとダメとかもうカンベンしてほしい
とか思ってたら奄美大島も雪降ってるとか言っちゃってて、
もうマジやめて欲しいっす。
それならそれで、雪が積もるとかするならちょっとはおもしろいのに、
降らないんすよね筆者の辺って今年。こんなの寒損（さむぞん）っすよマジで。
寒いとバカっぽいしゃべりかたしかできなくなるッス。
今日は英語版も書くッス↓けど、英語もバカっぽくしかできなかったッス。
＜英語版＞
Isn't is way too cold lately??
I have to keep water running in the garden so the piping won't burst
with frozen water, and then in the morning the water drops turn into ice
where they hit the ground and the ice piles up like stalagmite in a cavern,
which is still there in the afternoon!! It won't thaw!!
I also have to keep water running in the bathroom because the shower
freezes late at night. I mean, come on!! It's not the north pole!!
I'm not even in Hokkaido!!! Give me a break!! And then I heard the news
that it snowed in Amamioshima!!!!! AMAMIOSHIMA!!!!! What kinda joke is that!?!?
If it's that cold, then a day or two snowy days would be nice,
but somehow it doesn't snow around here this year.
It's just absurdly cold, and that's it. No fun. C'mon!!!
(Extreme cold makes me too stupid to talk decently.)