Really Funny Stupid One Liners Ever
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.
My IQ came back negative.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Stop with the blind jokes ... I don´t see the point.
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...
You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man – I hate those people.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?
Where does one apply to be a "kept man"?
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
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