Funny Intelligence One Liners Ever
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for.
You're sweeter than 3.14
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
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