Funny Jokes And Riddles With Answers
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
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