Jokes About Math-Hilarious Short Jokes
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
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Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
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Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.
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Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
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