Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
A: a Vel-Crow
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Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves
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Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!
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Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock
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Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
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