どうもクズ人間に半分なりかけのCHAZOOです。 Hi this is chazoo who's half becoming a wasteman.
ルアンパバーンやばいです。 If I stay too long in Luang Prabang 長くいたら、沈没しちゃうかも。 then I'll sink like a ship.
昨日ここに着いてから雨がザーザーと止まない様子で降っていてヒマです。 It's been raining heavily and hasn't stopped since I arrived here and I'm bored and got nothing to do. 吸ったり、飲んだり・・吸ったり、飲んだり・・と永遠に続いてしまったら I feel so bored that if I keep on smoking and drinking...smoking and drinking for ever, オレもうおしまいやんと思うぐらいヒマです。 I'm done.
雨が全然止まない様子 The rain shows no sign of stopping.
オレ何しにココに来たんだ？ What did I come here for? 魚でも川から取っ捕まえて、トゥクトゥク運転手の口に魚を丸ごとネジ込んで Did I come here to catch a fish from a river and launch the whole fish into a 感動するためにここに来たんか？ Tuktuk driver's mouth?
違う、ルアンパバーンで有名なブレイキンクルー（チーム） No, I came here because I heard there's a famous bboy (breakdance) crew があると聞いてそいつらとダンスの練習しようと決めたんじゃないか。 in Luang Prabang and so I decided to try and join training with them.
なに堂々とクズ人間に成り下がってんだこのボケナスがぁ！！ Stop deliberately shoving myself down to the same level as a wasteman you moron (saying to myself and I don't know why) 明日はなんか面白いことするぞおおお！！！ Im going to do something fun tomorrow!! yipeeeee
Getting through the Mekong river Hop on the slow boat or the long rough bus overnight I decided to take the overnight bus, not knowing that I made the wrong choice
O, VIP bus why name it VIP bus Both giant letters in English and Thai The bus breaks down while riding through the mountains And one guy pukes inside the smell of grass mint
Drive on the bumpy roads Passing the cows which sleeps on the roads Waving by the local villagers The same guy pukes inside and the bus breaks down
Morning arrives and what do you think No surprise as the bus breaks down Some get tuktuk's and some decide to stay A rusty minibus picks us up on the way 6 hours delay as we arrive to town Getting a beer Lao was the first thing that I did
