ニコプロpresentsパチンコ攻略プロレス NicoPro presents Pachinko Strategy Pro-Wrestling
2025年5月1日
19時遊戯開始 7pm start
会場・王子ベースメントモンスター Venue: Oji, Basement Monstar
パチンコに無縁な人たちによるタッグマッチ20分1本勝負
Dark Match by People With No Connection To Pachinko, 20mins 1 fall
高橋幸光、関札皓太 vs. 前口太尊、五十嵐玲也
Yukimitsu Takahashi and Kota Sekifuda vs. Tyson Maeguchi and Reiya Igarashi
素晴らしかった！よく知っている選手もまだ詳しくない選手もいたので、この試合を観るのが楽しかった！前口選手と関札選手が大好きだから、試合を観るたびに嬉しいです！高橋選手と五十嵐選手も凄かった！またいつか高橋選手と五十嵐選手の試合を観に行きたいと思います。
This was absolutely brilliant! It was my first time seeing Takahashi and Igarashi in person, and they're both great. I'm also a fan of Maeguchi and Sekifuda, so seeing this mixture of wrestlers I'm familiar with and wrestlers I don't know so well yet was a lot of fun! I hope I have the chance to see more of Takahashi and Igarashi soon.
（ところで、凄くイイ席を取れた！）
(By the way, I had a really great seat!)
メインイベント Main Event
負けたら即パチンコ引退ランブル Loser Immediately Retires From Pachinko Rumble
時間無制限1本勝負 No time limit, 1 fall
Participants:
Hikaru Sato, Takato Nakano, Daiju Wakamatsu, Ryoma Tsukamoto, Shisa Mask, KURO-OBI, Rising HAYATO, Big Bear, Akira Joe, Chicharito Shoki
この試合は一時間以上になったけど、本当に面白かった！
今回、全選手の入場曲は好きなパチンコの名曲でした。実は、パチンコの名曲がさっぱりわからないけど、勉強になりましたね。パチンコのネタがわからなくても面白かった！めちゃくちゃイイ試合でした。
This match ended up being over an hour long, but it was SO much fun to watch!
All of the wrestlers entered the ring to their favourite pachinko songs, which would have been a copyright nightmare if this show hadn't aired on ZAIKO. I'm not familiar with any of the songs to be honest, but it seems that each song reflected the wrestler's age and experience with pachinko.
There were a LOT of pachinko jokes and special terminology flying around, most of which didn't make much sense to me, due to my lack of pachinko knowledge. However, even though I didn't get all the references, it was still really funny, which is a testament to how well thought-through this whole show was. It was something that any pro-wrestling fan could enjoy, regardless of pachinko knowledge.
中野選手のコスプレが可愛い！
このキャラを見たことがある！と思っていたが、この試合まではキャラの名前等が全然わからなかった。。。
パンダの友達も可愛いね。
Takato Nakano cosplayed as Todoroki Kongo from the popular "Osu! Bancho!" series of pachinko machines.
...I don't understand why he brought a panda with him, but it was very cute, so I won't question it.
公認武器もあった！
There were also some special weapons and items brought in by EroManga Punch, including circuit boards and other pachinko machine-related things.
佐藤選手、やばいやばい
Hikaru Sato particularly enjoyed this part.
ライジングHAYATO選手と塚本選手もこの武器（？）が好きですね。
Rising HAYATO and Ryoma Tsukamoto also seemed to like it, although they didn't like it quite as much as Hikaru Sato did.
なんと、五十嵐選手はランブルに参加しました！
Reiya Igarashi decided to enter the world of pachinko, so he was added to the rumble!
しかし、五十嵐選手は負けてパチンコ界から即引退した。。。
Sadly, Igarashi was defeated, meaning that he had to retire from pachinko immediately!
五十嵐選手のパチンコ引退式！パチンコのキュイン音のテンカウント！
Igarashi's pachinko retirement ceremony, complete with pachinko sound effects instead of a ten count gong!
The end-of-show group photo was very rushed, but it's kinda nice that they had one anyway!
Everyone worked really well together to put on a unique and entertaining show! I'd love to see more of this kind of thing!
