English translation


週刊プロレス Weekly Pro-Wrestling, 

No. 2291, 2024/3/20, p.53


Shiro no Kokuhaku 2024

(White Confession 2024)


Takeshi Masada (DDT)


"I was the most popular when I was in kindergarten. I got some chocolate and put it in my rucksack, and my mum saw it. She said, "If you don't give a return present, it's no good", so on White Day, she gave me some sweets, and said "Give these to the girls who gave you chocolate".

But, it's really embarrassing to give girls presents, isn't it? I kept them in my rucksack all day, and then I took the bus home. The sweets were still in my bag, so my mum yelled, "I told you to give those to the girls! This is no good!" and she smacked me around (*laugh*). That's how I first learned about Valentine's Day and White Day. 

I've always liked bad girls who wear black. When I watch things like Kamen Rider, I want to fall in love with the female villains. I like that kind of "darkness". I like that kind of appearance, but they have to be super serious, too. I like reliable people, and people who care about children and animals. 

I don't have any friends, so I want to get married. If I have kids, I can play with them. For me, that's lucky. Because I don't have any friends... On my days off, if I had kids, we could go for a walk in the park together, and I don't need to keep in touch with friends. I want to play together with kids until they get sick of me. I've always liked kids, and if the kids like their dad, too... I'm aiming for that kind of win-win relationship."



Written by Toru Ichikawa.

Translated into English by Michelle @puroresueikaiwa


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