I can't help but laugh and share these blog entries by Teruki-san of AnCAfe:
~translations by Nagisasan at LJ
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I just LOVE all these people who give their time in translating VK/OK BLOG entries!!!
EXCERPTS from different blog entries
"Oh yeah yeah, today before I went to the studio, I went to Yoshinoya (a fast-food kind of place). There,
next to me was a gyaru couple, and they laughed at me when I said
"Excuse me, can I have the check please". I wonder if it was my voice. "
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"When we
just landed, takuya's first words were, "I can read the words...", and
he was quietly getting excited. Can you imagine him quietly getting
excited? It was like seeing Musuka in Laputa: Castle in the Sky ( Laputa: Castle in the Sky is a movie made by Jiburi). Think of the scene were he says, "I...I can read...I can read it!".
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"On
my way back home I was chased by this weird person, and I got scared so
I started running away with all my energy. But when I took a good look
at him, it was Yuuki."
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"However, for some reason, that soft case has a picture of this cute old
guy who is "bald, wears sunglasses, and has a beard"on it, so it's kind
of un-cool. When I asked takuya, "Do you think this looks un-cool?" he
said "oh...no...I don't...think so" and told me a very kind lie. "
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"I can't go to sleep.
This is Teruki.
Today I
went to the dentist a little before noon. When they were going to take
an X-ray, they told me to take off my piercings, but I asked "do I need
to take off all of this...?" and I lifted my hair and showed my
whole ear. And the person said "Oh...(・_・;) Hm~, please wait a
moment..." and the assistant went off somewhere. When I listened in
closely, they were talking in the back saying...
Doctor "We need him to take off all his piercings~. Because it'll bother the tooth X-ray~"
Assistant "Yeah, but the thing is, it's really crazy..."
Doctor "what is?"
Assistant "He has a lot on..."
Doctor "what do you mean by 'a lot'?'
Assistant "it's just...there so much I don't even know..."
The doctor appears.
Doctor "Good morning Nagata san~. Umm~ about the piercings~"
I quickly show him a glimpse.
Doctor "Oh wow...Ok, let's just take off the bottom half then..."
Nagata "I'm...sorry"
I took off my piercings while being stared at by all kinds of people..."
- Teruki
LAUGHS SOME MORE....