(Rachel with weddingdress appeared)
Chandler: And i just want a million dollars.
Monica: Rachel?
Rachel:
Oh, god. Monica hi. Thanks god.
I just went to your building and you weren't there, and then this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here and you are.
Clerk: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica:
Decaf. Okey everybody, This is Rachel. Another Lincoln high surviver.
This is everybody. This is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and you rememmber my brother Ross?
Rachel: Sure.
Monica: So you wanna tell us now or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Rachel:
Hi, god. Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents. And I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous, limoges gravy boat, when all of sudden....
(clerk bring Decaf) Sweet and Low?
I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
And then I got really freaked out and that's when hit me.
How much Barry looks like Mr.Potato head. I mean I always knew he looked familier but....
Anyway I just had to get out of there. And I started wondering “Why am I doing this” “Who am I doing this for?”
So, anyway I just didn't know where to go and I know that you and I have drifted apart but you're the only person I knwe who lives in this city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.
turned on に興味を起こさせる， （魅力などを）急に見せる
drifted apart 疎遠になる