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ComedianWritten PastorApprovedWith the 8220Divine Comedy8221 in Scripture, such as Elijah8217s sarcastic insults to the prophets of Baal and the slapstick absurdity of David faking insanity, as well as The Dean James Versions comedic commentary and funny jokes, readers should enjoy laughter of biblical proportions And not just any kind of laughter Holy LaughterFinding humor in every book of the Bible, this book answers such intriguing questions as: Which book of the Bible is like a textbook on how to write a great comedy? What8217s so funny about a handkerchief?And more importantly: What makes a great gift for birthdays, confirmation, Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, anytime?Also includes lots of funny headings and oneliners, an insightful inspection of the Resurrection of Christ: 8220For Sale: One Tomb, Slightly Used8221, 8220The Ultimate Movie Trailer8221, clever character sketches of Simon Peter, Pontius Pilate, and morePlay 8220The Crosscheck Cookie Game8221Whenever you find a wordplay with the word cross in Holy Laughter: Eat a cookie 8230 Or to be more fun: Eat a hot cross bun 8230 Or to be healthy, eat a carrot For example:How did Mary make the Messiah8217s sash?8230 She crossstitched Christian books are crossreferenced The answers to 8220The Crosscheck Cookie Game8221 can be found on The Crosscheck Cookie Game Answers for the Kindle Edition page at my blog: HeavenBent Humor (See the Publisher for the web address )More ExcerptsAlthough many have tried, Moses is the only man in history to break all Ten Commandments at the same time And what about Delilah? In Judges 16:122, Delilah pesters Samson for the secret of his strength As soon as Samson tells her something, she tries it to no avail Thus, she8217s trying to use whatever he says to destroy him In verse 15 (NKJV), she has the gall to say: 8220How can you say, 8216I love you,8217 when your heart is not with me? You have mocked me these three times and have not told me where your great strength lies 8221 Crazy thing is, he finally tells her Who would8217ve thought a haircut could be a hero8217s 8220Kryptonite8221?Goliath put the G in Giant Which scared everyone except David What Saul and the others failed to comprehend, is that David didn8217t let circumstances determine his demeanor With his strong faith in God, David wasn8217t about to let a little thing like a giant ruin his day Killing Goliath with a stone made David a rock star Get right with God or be left with Satan Poor Peter, situations twist around so quickly for him He steps out of the boat to walk on water, but noticing the boisterous waves, he begins to sink He declares Jesus is the Son of God, but seconds later, says he won8217t let Him be crucified, earning the harshest of admonitions: 8220Get behind me, Satan8221 And when he warms himself at a fire, a servant girl identifies him as a disciple of Jesus A fact Peter denies three times with increasing intensity, even though he previously promised Jesus he8217d die with Him And yet, hearing Jesus is no longer in the grave, he races to the tomb Not as fast as John, but as fast as he can go Why do people pray for me to have patience, instead of praying for God to give me what I want right now?Share the Joy of the LordTo make sure that this book does more than just entertain, the Parting Thoughts section explains the Gospel message We8217re called to be born again not bored again Blessings Joy,DeanP S Before you buy this book, check out Holy Ketchup Seed Comedy Combo and The Dean James Version Complete Collection