On the toilet and forgot your phone again? Or want the best gag gift for a party?Don8217t worry I got youThis is the perfect size book to plop next to the toilet for you or your guests Hey, after you read some of this you might even want to keep this gag gift for yourselfWhat will you get out of this book?Some jawdropping facts about animals and the ways they empty their bowels You will clench your bum cheeks when you hear some of these true toilet stories You will learn some random and yeah, probably pointless facts, about the toilet and our insides coming out You may even get a smile or two as you read some of the 8220dad jokes 8221So how about you be different, and NOT one of the 7 million American (or wherever you are) adults who drop their phone in the toilet Scroll up and click the buy button Your phone will thank you