When I wake up in the morning I get out of bed, put on my slippers, say "ohayo gozaimasu" and go looking for the newspaper. But this morning I found my mom and dad and Pudgy laying on the bed so I went to lay on there too, just like old times. I told them about my dream and what my Christmas presents were and we made fun of the dogs. It was a sweet way to wake up (-^□^-).
Then my dad and I had a funny conversation about farts. I was telling him that Bubba's dad never acknowledges his farts and never laughs at them but me and Bubba always laugh at his farts! My dad was like, "that is not how it is supposed to work! You are the one that is supposed to laugh at your own fart, lol." Then he told me about a guy he used to know in the navy who they nicknamed Lebowski and he was a big hick and liked to fart. Like that was his thing, and he knew all of the terminology associated with it. I guess everyone passes gas differently!
Then my dad and I had a funny conversation about farts. I was telling him that Bubba's dad never acknowledges his farts and never laughs at them but me and Bubba always laugh at his farts! My dad was like, "that is not how it is supposed to work! You are the one that is supposed to laugh at your own fart, lol." Then he told me about a guy he used to know in the navy who they nicknamed Lebowski and he was a big hick and liked to fart. Like that was his thing, and he knew all of the terminology associated with it. I guess everyone passes gas differently!







