WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down
a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier
discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede
their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me
to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God
made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife
were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent
treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need
his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
妻 VS 夫
ある夫婦が一言も話さず、田舎の道を長いことドライブしていました
彼らはあるきっかけで喧嘩してしまい、二人とも意地になり、
自分の意見を譲りません。
その時、彼らは牧場を横切ると、そこには山羊や豚がいっぱいです。
夫が皮肉的に妻に聞きました。
「君の親戚かい？」
「ええ」 と妻は言い、つずけます 「あなたの家族ですから私の親戚でしょ？」
言語
夫は妻にある記事を読んで聞かせました。そこには女性は一日
男性は一日平均1万５千言語です。
妻は「女性の方が多いのはきっと私達が何回も同じことを男たちに言
夫は妻のほうへ向き「え？何？」 と答えました。
神の創作
夫：「わからないよ、一体君はどうやってそんなにばかと美しく
妻：「それはね、あなたが私に惹かれるよう神さまが私を美しく、 私があなたに惹かれるようにと神さまが私をばかにしてくださったの
沈黙の戦い
一人の男とその妻は色々な問題で喧嘩し、お互いに口をききません
出張があり、その為妻に朝の5時に起こしてもらわなければならない
しかし、自分から折れて妻に口を聞いて負けたくなかったので紙に
「朝5時に起こしてください。」と書きました。
男はその紙を妻が絶対見つけそうな場所に置きました。
次の朝、男が目覚めたら時計は9時を回ってました
彼はすぐ妻になぜ起こしてくれなかった聞こうとし