Welcome to my first entry... !
Let's have a brief introduction of myself and my friendies.
Baixiong -
My name is Baixiong. I came into the hands of my Owner, Mister Vertibas, when he was four years old, as a gift from his father. That makes me 14 or 15 now... I don't really remember my birthday. Anyway, I'm probably one of the elder Teddy Bears. My owner was just a lil' kid back then, so he just called the whatever came to his mind, and that was a white bear. Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, I'm a polar bear. Some silly friends of Owner mistook me for a sloth. What Fools!
Ahem.
Unlike my owner, I don't swear a lot. My owner told me that some people dislike his blog because of its vulgar contents. He said those people can't tell a good blog from their 'assholes'. I don't know what an 'asshole' is, so I just nodded at the right times.
More background of myself. According to Owner, I'm the most important thing in his life. I'm a little offended that he didn't say most important animal in his life, but I guess it does sound slightly weird.
How funny... I prepared a long speech for my introduction, but when it came to it I couldn't really think of what to say... I'll talk about more about myself along the way I guess. On to my friendies.
Baixiong : 'Dudes its your turns. Better make it short or else...'
Whiny the Poo : 'Dude, dude's my word! And you really need to chill down, ya know what I'm sayin'?'
Baixiong : '...Faster.'
Whiny -
Hello I'm Whiny the Poo.
*whispers* Baixiong is a hypocritic tyrant! He said 'I got a Winnie the Pooh on my foot already, and since I'm 15 years your senior, you gotta do as I say. And I say you're Whiny the Poo, which is just as good since you're real whiny and poopish.'
*more whispers* Damn bear didn't know that it be rude to wear someone on your foot like that. But that ain't hardly the point, am I right or what?
Alright I'm...
Baixiong : 'Next, Piggu!'
Whiny : '...'
Piggu -
Hello, I'm Pig Guru. I'm the only girl in the group, as you can see. Somehow I have big bones, and those two boys like to pick at my size. Baixiong calls me Piggu, and I was appalled as it means butt in chinese. Baixiong just said, 'Owner will like it because the Japanese like to short form names like that.' and I heard him mutter 'and your butt is huge anyway.'
What an insensitive boy, like all boys!
Baixiong : 'Are you done yet?'
Piggu : 'Obviously I am not. And don't think you can push me around like that! Ten of you can't make me bulge where I'm standing now!'
Baixiong : 'Wow you sounded like you're proud of that!'
Piggu : 'NO I AM NOT!'
Baixiong -
Alright let's get down to business. I'm writing this entry because Owner hasn't been writing for a while, and as his Favourite Animal, I gotta keep his blog running. Also, Owner is really shy. He doesn't like to talk about himself a lot. Therefore, I will do it for him.
Hmm, I'm looking through his entries now and I see a lot of the word 'fuck'. What does it mean?
Baixiong : 'Guys, any ideas?'
Whiny : 'Beats me.'
Piggu : 'Considering how Owner is a sensitive guy and he doesn't say the word at home, maybe it's because he doesn't want us to hear it?'
Baixiong : 'Are you suggesting that 'fuck' is a derogatory word to bears? Wow, Owner sure has lots of enemy bears out there... I guess we're three good bears aren't we?'
Piggu : 'AHEM I AM A PIG.'
Baixiong : 'Opps I forgot again. Owner picked you up because you looked like a bear anyway.'
Baixiong -
Anyway, as I was saying. I gotta introduce Owner's life. I'll start off with his room, which is also our room. No better place to start than the room isn't it?
There you go... one close shot and one far shot. Please ignore the undergarments. Owner is not a drag, or has such fetishes, if that crossed your mind.
*whispers* We share the room with Owner's sister *whispers*
Here are more pictures of our room.
The bed. It's about 1.2meters by 1meter. The owner's legs poke out from the bed, and therefore there's the cardboard below, so his legs doesn't get frozen to death as he sleep.
This is the legendary Mountain of Junk. The Mountain used to be MUCH bigger, but after some meteor landed here (or something), it shrank to its current size. A bed was unravelled as the Mountain got burnt away.
This bed belongs to Owner's sister. Owner personally uses this bed as his Study Sanctuary. Not much of a sanctuary, from what I can see of his academic performance.
Whiny and Piggu : 'We heard that, you know? If Owner hears of this...'
Baixiong : 'Oh you don't dare!'
Whiny : 'Man, you sure don't know me from shit. I dare, and don't dare me!'
Baixiong : '...'
Whiny : 'I doan ask for much, maybe just some screen time?'
Whiny -
Wow that was easy.
Anyway...
Introducin' the Man's private corners! He's got some real neat toys up his sleeves, or something. English ain't no mah specialty, you believe that happy crappy?
You see the big red ...thingymajingy? It's the KOC, Konami official controller, for Drummania. The Man got a lot of his current leet skillz for drummania training on that one. Hey... I'm itching for it a bit. My friendies let's try, oh yeah?
Baixiong : 'Wow this is pretty fun.'
Whiny : 'No shit on that one, man! Piggu why don't you try?'
Piggu : 'Drums are not for girls!'
Baixiong : 'Owner won't be happy to hear that. He told me that many of the female drummers he saw were more macho than himself. He also said it will be a dream come true if he meets some real beautiful lady who plays drummania so he can go out with her every weekend and guide her hands on drummania ... and stuff like that. You know, he has lots of daydreams of this variety.'
Piggu : 'Owner is just a boy after all.'
Anyway...
Behind the KOC are two guitar controllers for guitarfreaks. They are seldom touched as the Man stinks at guitarfreaks.
Bottom right corner are his yugioh cards. Dude was a megayugioh maniac back in 2003-2005. Must have blown some good $1000 on them cards.
He's got lots of novels in those plastic bags. Here's a picture.
Whiny : 'Oh Baixiong you camera whore!'
Ignore him. As you can see, there's a Diablo sin war book III, the veiled prophet. The Man's good friend Emergency or Emerdaughter (can't remember which) bought it for him because he lost The Man's Moon of the Spider, also a Diablo novel. Right behind The Camera Whore are the Dark Tower novels. A good friend of the Man, a black mage I think, by the name of Vivi, recommended it to him. Some good tastes the black mage has. So now, along with Higurashi no naku koro ni and Xenosaga, Dark Tower has The Man's favourite storyline of all times.
Oh yeah, some titbits for you. Or was it tidbits? The Man doesn't easily fall in love with characters in anime/games/manga/whatever. But he said he likes Roland, as well as Ryuugu Rena and KOS-MOS. I guess these people must be pretty godly.
Other goodies in the plastic bags are, Air gear manga, Rave manga, Yugioh manga, Hoshin engi manga, King of Fighters manga, Animorph books, Warcraft novels, Naruto anime. There are supposed to be Rockman manga, and doraemon too, but they are lost.
Baixiong : *Yawns* 'Wake me up when it's my turn.'
Piggu : 'Hey you lazy bum isn't this your adventure?'
Baixiong : '...zzz'
Grr, ignore the dude. Moving on...
This is the legendary Radio that the Man himself mentioned in some of his entries. It's the oldest Radio in the world, I reckon. It takes anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes to get it started. And the Man always roars in frustration when working on it.
Oh hey, I see Baixiong's picture here. The photo frame was made by the Man himself back in 2004, in a Home Economics class.
Hmm who's this lady who hogs all the screen to herself? She's kinda beautiful, or something. Piggu, any idea?
Piggu : 'Whiny, you must have been living in a cave for the past year. That lady is Owner's crush. I heard him tell Baixiong the other day that he's still in the infatuation stage after 1 year. If there is to be a disillusionment stage, it'll probably be something like 200years later. Her name is Kitagawa Keiko.'
Baixiong : 'Did someone say Kitagawa Keiko!?'
Whiny : 'Thought you were sleepin'...?'
Whiny : 'Oh my GOD, the hell you doin!'
Baixiong : 'If you dare tell Owner about this, you are gonna get a nice roundhouse kick from my Winnie the Pooh-clad right foot.'
??? : 'I saw that.'
Baixiong : '!?'
??? : 'Look up you idiot.'
Baixiong : 'You are...!?'
??? : 'Well I don't know my name because the Owner's sister didn't give me one. I think I am a birthday present for Owner's sister from her friend.'
Baixiong : '...HAH! You scared me for a moment there, my man. I see that you're still WRAPPED! You won't be telling Owner about what I just did anytime soon, brother.'
??? : 'I wasn't intending to.'
Piggu : 'Speaking of ladies, I heard that the Owner has another Lady, with a capital L. I think he calls them 'Goddesses'?
Whiny : 'Oh yeah tell me about it!'
Baixiong : 'Alright alright.'
Baixiong : 'She's in one these albums. Can you spot her?'
Whiny : '...Hmm... er... BAH is it the Guy Clad in Orange?!'
Piggu : 'Wow you're more dumb than I thought you were. It's this one under my foot isn't it?'
Baixiong : 'Smart Bear! Er smart Pig I meant.'
Piggu : 'I have been keeping it to myself, but ... I'm very bothered by the fact that none of the photos show anything but my legs.'
Whiny : 'HAH BLAME YOUR SIZE!'
Piggu : '... You're jealous.'
Whiny : 'NO ME AIN'T JEALOUS!'
Baixiong : 'You really can be read like a book...'
Baixiong -
Anyway, this here Lady is Ayane. Her real name is Hirata Junko. Owner told me that he memorised the lyrics for 32 of her total of 35 songs. Really something, I say. But considering how crazy Owner is about Ayane, I'm not very surprised.
Also, I'm not surprised because her songs do own very very badly.
Hey I just noticed that Owner had an entry on Ayane as one of his earlier entries. Kitagawa Keiko too. If you two are interested, just go read up.
Whiny : 'Hey dudes... I just noticed something. This entry is like 73 pages long already.'
Piggu : 'You sure can't count, but it is rather long, I agree.'
Baixiong : 'What lazy bums! It's only 4:33am now! We got a long time till Owner wakes up.'
Piggu : 'Who felt asleep just now?'
Baixiong : '.......'
As you can see, my friendies aren't very kind to me. I guess I have to conclude the entry here.
See you next time!
Whiny : 'Bye dudes!'
Piggu : 'じゃ、またね！'
Baixiong : 'Woah you picked that up from Owner right? I see you're a fast learner. But you won't beat me in a thousand years.'
Baixiong : '皆さん、楽しかったでしょうか？次のエントーリわ絶対もっと面白いです！’