thank god i'm single
She got married in a jungle, in Tagaytay, 42 km away from civilization. The gravel ruined my shoes and the rain ruined my hair. If it were just anyone's wedding I would have fled the minute the violins started playing off tune, but it was Jack's and I love her so I willingly endured all that weeping, internet jokes, and those ill-mannered Chinese in-laws. She looked very happy, though, and the food was great. I just wish I had worn my Chucks instead.