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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!?Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.? ??I want you to see this. Then you?ll know everything. It?s a cookbook,? he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. ?I want to prepare you, very much.? This isn?t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There?s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we?ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. ?I will control everything that happens here,? he says. ?You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you?re my ingredient.? I?ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something?what? Something delicious. ?So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from
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