JAPANESE In the year 1999 and 7 months,

From the skies shall come an alarmingly powerful king,

To raise again the great King of the Jacquerie,

Before and after, Mars shall reign at well.

(Century X. 72 by Nostradamus)

Hingis and Dokic and a pigeon,

Nostra Ramos will send a great King flying with a kick.

What is it!? A boy shouted. And laughters happened at the surroundings. On the last day of July in the year 1999, Some boys had gathered into a room. They were Miguel and his mother Magdalena, and his friends Lázaro and Timoteo. They were making a confession. Miguel said, In my childhood, I made friends with a son of devil. Then a queer crawler that was called debdalgapal, existed on there. Debdalgapal resembled a flat rock, and was crawling like a toad. And it got been overturned when, it was white and smooth. And it spouted out water when, the son of devil began weeping. Then a jin of lamp appeared, and took up him in his arms, and caressed him while taking him along. Then Lázaro said, What is that debdalgapal? And Miguel said, I can't tell as to debdalgapal too. It isn't given in an animal guide. And Magdalena said, May it possibly be a toad in Arabic? Difda al Gabal is toad in Arabic. A foreigner was living in the neighborhood. Do you remember? And Lázaro said, Now you come to mention it, I remember pouring we piss onto a toad. Then Miguel and Timoteo recalled a happening too. A toad appeared when, Lázaro said, Let's piss onto the toad's face. , and they enclosed the toad, and zipped their own pants opene, and..... And Miguel and Lázaro and Timoteo began laughing uproariously. Then Magdalena got been amazed. And Timoteo said, We made a ghost of a mouse, I dare say And Miguel said, In the first it was that We raise a tomb of a mouse. But it turned into that We make a ghost of a mouse, without our knowledge! Timoteo said, In the first, Miguel had found a dead mouse, and was raising a tomb. And we helped from halfway. Lázaro shouted, Who turned from Rais a tomb into Make a ghost? Then Miguel shouted, Because then you told about a zombi and a ghost! And Lázaro shouted, I teached you zombis when, you said that Let's make a ghost! And Miguel and Lázaro started a quarrel. And the others held their own sides with laughter. And Miguel and Lázaro did burst out laughing too. Lázaro said, Timoteo did set fire to a honey comb, and got been stung by swarm of bees, I dare say. Then Timoteo shouted, Because Miguel got been stung by a bee! And the others gave forced laugh. Miguel said, I submerged a mole's tunnel. Lázaro said, I tried to make a dog swim. Then the dog escaped and went home. Miguel said, I made Moisés the cat take a bath when, I got been clawed by him. Then Lázaro said, Did water get been divided in the bath into two sections at that time? Miguel said, No! Water didn't get been divided into two sections! He fed a cat who was Moisés. He was a fat blue cat, and had blue eyes. He had existed in a corrugated carton that had come floating down with other six cats, in the kittenhood, therefore he had gotten been named after Moses in Spanish. Miguel found them in a river when, two cats had been drowned already. And four cats died in rapid succession too. And he was the only one survived, and grew up. It had happened about three years ago.


Then the buzzer sounded. And Magdalena went out there, and went to the entrance. Then Miguel started talking, Moisés got ill when, I thought that If he ate a lively game then he will get over his illness, therefor I caught a mouse so as to I feed him. But I came back when, Moisés had been missing already. And then other receptacles were gone, therefore I hid the mouse into a kettle. And mama opened it without knowing, and got been surprised and threw the kettle and all from the window. And he looked back. Then Magdalena with a fierce look existed on there. And Miguel broke into a run. And Magdalena ran after him. Timoteo said, A dog was watching a hunged hairy caterpillar, therefore I gave the dog the hairy caterpillar. I took it, and showed the dog. And the dog ate it. Then a board fell onto their table from the ceiling. And Miguel landed onto the table, and jumped down onto the floor, and escaped. And Magdalena fell onto the table from the ceiling too, and jumped onto the floor, and ran after him. Timoteo said, I've ever been taken my shoes away by a dog. And Lázaro said, Have you taken the dog's paw back in revenge? And Timoteo shouted, Oh No! I can't it! I cought the dog, and did shut into a shoe cupboard! Then Lázaro's chair got been tossed. And he shouted, Wow! An earth quake! And the tossing stopped. And Miguel and Magdalena came and sat down onto their own chairs of breath. And Miguel caught at Lázaro, and shouted, Why do you sit on!? Magdalena said, Even as a child Miguel was fond take dead animals, and raise tombs. Many tombs exist on my garden. Then the clock struck twelve. And Miguel broke a calendar with great force. And they sounded crackers, and shouted, The world doesn't get ended! And all members gave cheers.


At the next morning, the first day of August 1999, they went to a church. Then a clergyman tald, One day Gregory I looked handsome men who were sold into slavery. And he asked to a merchant. And the merchant answered that They are Anglī(English men). They are heathens. And Gregory I said that Although they resemble Angelī(Angels), they must goto hell. I must goto England and propagate them. And he went to the Pope Pelagius II so as to he asks permission from him.... Lázaro asked, Did he correct the calendar from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar too? The clergyman answered, No, he didn't. Who did it, Gregory XIII. He made the next day of the fourth day of October 1582 to the fifteenth day of October, and corrected centuple years are common years, but quatercentuple years are leap years. Lázaro asked, Then did Nostradamus live at about what time? The clergyman answered, He got been born in 1503, and died in 1566. Then Miguel and others exchanged glances. And Miguel asked, Then if he didn't correct the calendar, Is July till when? The clergyman answered, It is till the thirteenth day of August. Then Miguel said, Nostradamus is a great prophet. He knows the calendar correcting too surely. Lázaro said, You are comfortable! Timoteo said, The term is only for thirteen days. Miguel said too, Yes! It is only for thirteen days! We have only to get over again till that time! And they said in scrum, Oh yes! Let's get over!