That song during the stand-up routine was rough. Who else was shocked by Michelle's conservative look for the first episode's runway?Whether she's serving neon colors or floral patterns, Ru looks flawless on the runway this week."Poor leche.""One skin, two skin, three skin, four skin.""Ooh, that's some rough nut work, girl.""Thanks, Ru. You shady bitch."Laganja: "My Rachel Zoe voice." Michelle: "No."
"I'm learning patience, bitch.""Don't call me collect, and if you go to jail, I know somebody who can get you out.""I can't believe I let you sit next to Michelle Visage.""That is quite an impressive tulle, I might add.""She will deliver in 30 minutes or your pizza is free.""Domi-no she betta do.""Klaus Nomi Malone""I don't know what it is around her neck, but if it snows tonight, it's going on my tires."
"I thought it was about either surgery or drugs. I thought you were definitely stoned.""I'm not yo mama. My name is Bianca."RuPaul: "Who's helping you out?" Bianca: "Well they're all helping me out by being horrible and making me look better.""This challenge is really a shit or get off the pot moment.Tools drive cultural change So let's hope I can deliver a nice big turd.""My worst nightmare is sitting next to you right now.""I'm gonna e over and pollinate you.""Honey, you have to be held to be dropped.""At the gym, I'm like a ninja. You will never see me there.""But a really unfortunate thing happened, my sister caught an ear infection so she starved to death."
"My grandma's a whore." When in doubt, call grandma a whore.
"I am so excited to see the cast of Cocoon is here.""My mother is from Cuba. My father is from Honduras. Which basically means I have a large dick, no credit, and a tendency to take things that don't belong to me.""My mother insisted we stay true to our Hispanic heritage. So my first words were knock knock knock 'Housekeeping!'""I will show you versatility when Santino wins a sewing petition and Visage wears a fucking turtleneck! Ain't gonna happen!""But, and it's quite an impressive butt." she decides that she needs to do something different that her make her more than the low-rent Courtney Act.I bet when First Lady Michelle Obama came up with the "Let's Move" campaign she didn't envision a bunch of drag queens stroking melons.