Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
1. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.