Woman : Well, you look lovely in those glasses. 

 

Skylar: Thank you very much.  Women: They are just beautiful.  

 

Skylar: Yes, I always wanted blue eye shadow.  

 

Woman: Wonderful.  

 

Skylar: Growing up in England, you know, I went to a very nice school.  you know. It was kind of progressive, organic, do-it-yourself, private school.  

 

Then Harvard.  Hopefully med school.  You know, I figured out, at the end, my brain’s gonna be worth 250,000 dollars.  That sounded horrible, didn’t it?  Bring me another mai tai!  

 

Will:  Nah; that’s cool.  I mean, I bet your parents were happy to pay.  

 

Skylar: No, I was happy to pay.  I inherited the money.  

 

Will: Wow.  Was, uh— Is Harvard getting’ all that money?  

 

Skylar: No,  Stanford.  I’m going there in June when I graduate.  

 

Will: All right, so you just wanted to use this sailor and then run away, huh ?  

 

Skylar: I was gonna, you know, experiment on you for anatomy class first, obviously.  

 

Will: In that case,  that’s fine.  Hey, you wanna see my magic trick, Skylar?  

 

Skylar: Of course.  

 

Will: All right.  Promised… All right.  This one’s for you, Rudolph.  

 

Skylar: Wait, wait.  You need my wand.  

 

Will: All right, give me a hit.  Thank you. All right.  I’m gonna make all these caramels disappear.  You really?  

 

Skylar: Ready 

 

Will: One, two, three.   [gasps]. 

 

Will: They are all gone. Yeah.  That was my— It works better when I have my rabbit.  Well…[clears throat] …I don’t really date,  you know,  that much.  

 

Sky: How very unfortunate.  I think for me. [chuckles]. You know what I mean?  I know you’ve been thinking about it.  

 

Will: [chuckles] Oh, no, I haven’t.  

 

Skylar : Yes, you have.  

 

Will: [chuckle] No, I really haven’t 

 

Skylar: Yes, you have. You were hoping to get a good night kiss.  

 

Will: No, you know, I tell ya, I was hoping to get a good night lay. 

 

Skylar: [laughs] 

 

Will: [chuckles] But I’ll settle for,like,a kiss, you know? 

 

Skylar: [chuckles] That’s very noble of you.  

 

Will: Thank you.  No, I was… I was hopin’ for a kiss.  

 

Skylar: Well, why don’t we just get it out of the way now? 

 

Will: Right now? 

 

Skylar: Yeah.  Come on. [smooches] 

 

Will: [smooches][chuckles] 

 

Skylar: I think I got some of your pickles.