Skylar: Hello?
Will: Uhh, Skylar?
Skylar: Yep.
Will: Hey, uh, it’s Will.
Skylar: Who?
Will : it’s Will. You know, the really funny, good-looking guy you met at the bar the other night.
Skylar: I don’t recall meeting anyone who matches that description. I think I’d remember.
Will: Oh, all right, you got me. It’s the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser who got hammered and wouldn’t leave you alone all night.
Skylar: Oh, Will! I remember.
[Will chuckling]
Skylar: [clicks tongue] How are you? I was wondering if you’d call me.
Will: I was wondering maybe we could get together, um, sometime this week. You know, sit out at a cafe and maybe, uh, have some caramels.
Skylar: Oh, that sounds wonderful.
Will: Yeah?
Skylar: Yeah, sure. Where are you?
Will: Um, well, actually, this is e…this is just a shot in the dark, but, uh, there’s no chance that you’re pre-law, is there?