More goofy searches that led people to this site.
“Can’t hear after sneezing”
I’m sorry – what? I just sneezed. (Seriously, though – can you imagine? That must be some serious sneezing.)
“Metallica wedding”
We were this close to having a Metallica song for the sand ceremony. (It would’ve been classy – “Enter Sandman” played by Harptallica.)
“Ideal jeopardy categories”
We talk about this a lot while getting our butts kicked during Buffalo Wild Wings trivia.
Today’s ideal categories:
- X-Files
- Charlie Sheen Movies
- Is this Gary Busey or Nick Nolte?
- Fantasy Football Players That Will Have Huge Weeks After Shauna Drops Them From Her Team
- Stephen King Books
- Stalking Habits of House Centipedes
“Pickles dimes middle name”
It’s “&.”
Duh.
“Soup starter discontinued”
It’s actually not discontinued, just repackaged under a difference parent company. Unlike Chewels, whose untimely passing I mourn every day.
“Dollop tumor”
At first I thought, “There’s NO way they found this site with that search.” Then I remembered this entry.
“Buy heart shaped pickles”
Perfect for Valentine’s Day! (“Dear Honey, I love you now and always will, so here’s a jar of Kosher Dills.”)