Snapewives:
A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him. There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.
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'Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.'