Bathroom!!

I was talking to my newly acquired yapping friend from UK, and she told me the story about some funny bathroom stories on Twitter. The story went like this there was this guy who decided to borrow the bathroom in some restaurant or whatever, and after his business was done, he realized, that there was no paper to wipe his butt off. I guess, he yelled out to see if anyone else was in the bathroom, so that they might be able to throw a roll or two, but there was no answer. So... He decided to twitter about it, telling where he is and that he needs someone to bring him paper. Then some followers of his twitter came by and he got the paper from them. I was like, u kidding me?! But she said she wasn't. It's a cute story, but if I was him, I'd be worried about getting mugged!

Well, I have a funny incident with the bathroom myself, and NO, it doesn't involve twitter. One time, just a few days after coming back to the States from Japan, I got a severe asthma attack, that I had to call in for ambulance to go to the emergency room. Well, I heard that I was nearly a goner, when I finally arrived at the hospital, but anyways, with those sorts of deadly attacks, the Docs will give all the meds and strong ones, that they can think of. Well... I was drugged up, and pretty groggy from the meds, when I woke up. I didn't remember what happened prior to going in to the hospital, and I thought of going to the bathroom, with obviously, not-so clear mind.

After I did my business, confused of the which country that I was in, I got panicked, cuz I couldn't find no "tweeting-bird SE (Sound Effect) button", that helps to cover up the noise. Well, those who hadn't been to Japan, believe it or not, they have public bathrooms, that comes with those "tweeting-bird SE button"s. (I guess they are too shy of letting any sorts of bodily sounds while they take the dung.) I was in JP for a li'l bit, and obviously, I got too used to pushing those "tweeting-bird SE Buttons". Anyhow, with my head being so screwy from the strong meds they used on me to save my life, I was so confused that I forgot I'm back in the States, where there's no such a thing as "Tweeting Sounds Button"!!

Well, the nurses rushed in to find me, because apparently, I had this oxygen level checker thingie on my finger, which I apparently yanked it off to go to the bathroom, without realizing what I was doing. Nurses were so worried and some what pissed, that they just went, "where did you go?! You can't just leave!!" and such. With my poor groggy head, I knew I had to say something, trying to explain. But the only words that came out were, "I couldn't find no tweeting-bird buttons, that goes tweet, tweet!" (LOL Well, Nurses now turned blue, thinking I just "lost" it all! So, the Psych. Docs were called, after a while. Well, thankfully, the meds started to wear off by the time the Docs got to me, and I was more of myself than when I tried to find the "tweeting-bird" buttons in the bathroom. So, I explained to the Docs, that I had been to Japan, up until a few days back, and that their bathrooms had those buttons to muffle the noise! They started to laugh, and I was relieved to see Psych Docs leave my hospital room! I'm sure the docs and nurses were relieved as well, cuz I'm sure I shocked them when I murmured about "tweeting button" in the bathroom.