ポケットを叩くとビスケットが、二つ～♪
(割れとるだけやん！ってツッコミたくなるんは、俺が最初とちゃうはずや！)
Anyways, if its just the biscuits that are in my pockets, I guess it's still cute. Well, lemme introduce some of the stuffs I carry around in my pockets! To simply put, 90% of my pocket contents are pretty much filled with prank toys, then comes the caramel apple lollipops which is my favorite lollipop (I won't eat any other), and some small things that you can get at those dollar stores.
Here's some of my Basic Prank Toys in my Pockets：
Snappy Gum（When u try to pull one out, it snaps your finger like mousetrap!);
Modern Snappy Gum（It'd gives a li'l buzz, if u try to pull one out);
Advanced Snappy Gum (A fake insect appears when u try to pull a stick out);
Yucky Candies (Wasabi Candies/Gums, Fishy lollipops, Bacon Gum balls, etc.);
Fake Blood Capsule（You chew on it at the right moment & voila, a ticket to go home!）
Pop Up Candies（It looks like a real candy, but when u try to unwrap, it pops candies right at you! The store sold one comes with fake candies that are non-edible, I usually swap those to yucky tasting candies like the one I introduced above.)
Fake & Prank Cigarettes:
Cigarette Loads (It'd give a loud popping sound, if u try to light it up)
Stinky Sticks (Sneak this stick in to regular cigarette, and well it stinks up BAD!)
Petrifying Stick (Sneak this stick in, and the ashes won't fall but petrifies instead)
Zapping Fake Cigarette (Well, it gives you a li'l shock, when you touch it)
Fake Cigarette Pack (When one touches it, it gives a LOUD *Bang*!)
*I especially like Cigarette Loads & Stinky stick inserts, not just for the prank purposes, but also to give smokers a thing to think about. There are actually RX Meds that would make cigarettes taste disgusting. Reconditioning to unpleasant experiences with smoking, a plain old behaviorism technique, I suppose, however, those prescription meds are costly at times. So, sometimes, I get "asked" to trick my pals who is smoking, by their loved ones to give them a li'l taste of what's coming ahead. It's a good fun, and sometimes, it actually works, cuz my pals could never tell, when I might sneak those stinky sticks in the packs or whatever. (lol I guess, it's a true "Friendly advice", not to smoke! *grins*
Classic Zapper (Very classic zapper for hand shaking)
Squirting Toys: (Looks like a real chocolate or Pen, that can squirt harmless water or disappearing ink for a li'l more scare! I usually lend my prank ball point pen to newbies at the office, it's my way of saying "hi, nice to meet ya!". )
Fake Pencils: (The led parts is made of rubber, so unh, you can't write anything with it, but looks like a real pencil. Another one that I lend to newly hired co-workers.)
Refills:
Strip Caps (Refill for any of those noise making prank toys.)
Disappearing Inks (Refills for those squirting toys.)
All the pictures used here are copy righted at my favorite store to shop:
http://www.gagworks.com/
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In next entry, I will introduce how some of the things I carry are useful...(LOL
