ブログネタ：天狗とピノキオどっちの鼻をにぎってみたい？ 参加中私はどっちも嫌だ派！
Okay... This is an another weird question that Amoeba have asked, yet again!! I mean, who the heck came up with either one of those choices!!! Well, I answered, I wouldn't wanna hold neither one of them, and this time, the Amoeba was nice enough to include "none of the above" option to their weird question. The only nose that I can allow myself to touch is those of animals, like dogs, cats and so on. I like my dog's nose, except when he sneaked up behind me without making any noise, while I was watching a scary movie that had been running all the time for the Halloween season, and touched my neck with it. A cold wet nose & watching a scary movie don't quite match all that well. My arm shot up as a reflex, and my dog got my elbow on his poor nose... Since then, he had been cautious sit at least 1 meter away from me, when I'm watching TV in my living room.
But I wouldn't wanna touch any nose of humans... Well, sort of humans... The Japanese mythological creature Tengu is drawn usually having a bright red skin. I am not sure of what significance of the color has to the myth, but to me, it reminds me of a fat guy sitting on a beach somewhere, getting sunburn on his nose, and sweating as if his whole body is made of a lard!! (YUCK!) I'm not sure about Tengu, but as far as I'm concerned I don't wanna touch oily nose of anyone, unless I could wear a glove made of those blotting papers that girls carry! Better yet, I wanna stick those pore cleaning sticker thing on tengu's nose and yank it out real quick... With nose like that, it must feel great after cleaning all the pores!! Still gross, I know, but hey! What's the point of having a big nose, unless you can have some fun with it!
Had this question been "either/or" questionnaire with no escape option like "none of the above", I would reluctantly choose Pinocchio's nose. Well, the reason is simple. Pinocchio is a wooden puppet, so there's no oily pores to gross me out!!
But boy, what a weird question, they could come up with!!!
I wonder, if they were on high on something! (LOL) Well, I guess I have to say that the question was the most innovative one so far, but I learned that too much innovation at one time, isn't all that great! (LOL)
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- 天狗とピノキオどっちの鼻をにぎってみたい？
- 天狗
- ピノキオ
- どっちも嫌だ
