実は私、
変態なんだとおもうよ。
そして腐女子。(^_^)v
友達には「お前変態だっ」っと言われたんだけど、
「お前こそサディストじゃないでしょ？」の返事をしました☆
Anyway I was being a total pervert during English today, and so was Sherlyn so we're kinda equal(＾～＾) You really have to hand it down to us (￣▽+￣*)
The task: write a topic sentence for the following titles.
What we wrote:
Q1) My Hobbies
Seme: Hunting for my uke is my ultimate pastime
Uke: Running is a useful hobby, especially when you meet your seme in the corridors
Q2) My Life as a University Student
Seme: My life as a university student is all about making sure that my uke can't walk properly by the end of the week
Uke: My life as a university student is, sadly, R-rated.
Q3) The Library
Seme: The library is a good place to disturb and tease my uke when he's studying. Of course, we have to do it quietly in case the librarian walks in on us, so I prefer peeping at him through the shelves(he's so cute when he concentrates)
Uke: ...The library has stalkers *stares at seme*
Q3) The ILC
Uke: Huh? What's an "ILC"?
Seme: Does it stand for "Instant Lubricating Condom"?!
Q4) The Student Cafeteria
Uke: Sells yakisoba!
Seme: Sells whipped cream and strawberries
Q5) My Pet
Uke: Dogs are men's best friends
Seme: The only pet I'll ever need is my uke
Q6) My Mother
Uke: Is a nice and innocent person
Seme: Having a witness makes it all the more exciting *smirks*
Q7) My House
Uke: My house is where I eat, sleep and bathe?
Seme: My house is designed such that I can do 'it' anywhere
Q8) Emirates Mall
Uke: *blinks* Where's that??
Seme: Emirates Mall has a rather comprehensive sex shop, you know.
Q9) Spontaneous topic: CAKE
Uke: Tastes nice when you have lots of cream on top
Seme: Tastes even nicer when you lick it off your uke's body
Q10) Spontaneous topic: ROOFTOP
Seme: A great private place to have sex, especially in the summer when it's too hot in the rooms. You can even see the stars.
Uke: ...Star-gazing on the rooftop? It sounds really cold...
There you go. Ramblings of a pervert. And finally something Nicole thought was quote worthy. Bolded words are those I added in:
"I usually have a relaxing weekend, I like to wake up late and have my breakfast in bed. After that, I listen to my favourite music and chat with my friends on the phone. I eat ice-cream and play with my younger brothers and sisters before I have a nap in the afternoon. but my uke doesn't. I enjoy my weekend because I can relax and do many things to the one thing that I like. *smirks*"
It's amazing how so few words can make all the differences in the world...
変態なんだとおもうよ。
そして腐女子。(^_^)v
友達には「お前変態だっ」っと言われたんだけど、
「お前こそサディストじゃないでしょ？」の返事をしました☆
Anyway I was being a total pervert during English today, and so was Sherlyn so we're kinda equal(＾～＾) You really have to hand it down to us (￣▽+￣*)
The task: write a topic sentence for the following titles.
What we wrote:
Q1) My Hobbies
Seme: Hunting for my uke is my ultimate pastime
Uke: Running is a useful hobby, especially when you meet your seme in the corridors
Q2) My Life as a University Student
Seme: My life as a university student is all about making sure that my uke can't walk properly by the end of the week
Uke: My life as a university student is, sadly, R-rated.
Q3) The Library
Seme: The library is a good place to disturb and tease my uke when he's studying. Of course, we have to do it quietly in case the librarian walks in on us, so I prefer peeping at him through the shelves(he's so cute when he concentrates)
Uke: ...The library has stalkers *stares at seme*
Q3) The ILC
Uke: Huh? What's an "ILC"?
Seme: Does it stand for "Instant Lubricating Condom"?!
Q4) The Student Cafeteria
Uke: Sells yakisoba!
Seme: Sells whipped cream and strawberries
Q5) My Pet
Uke: Dogs are men's best friends
Seme: The only pet I'll ever need is my uke
Q6) My Mother
Uke: Is a nice and innocent person
Seme: Having a witness makes it all the more exciting *smirks*
Q7) My House
Uke: My house is where I eat, sleep and bathe?
Seme: My house is designed such that I can do 'it' anywhere
Q8) Emirates Mall
Uke: *blinks* Where's that??
Seme: Emirates Mall has a rather comprehensive sex shop, you know.
Q9) Spontaneous topic: CAKE
Uke: Tastes nice when you have lots of cream on top
Seme: Tastes even nicer when you lick it off your uke's body
Q10) Spontaneous topic: ROOFTOP
Seme: A great private place to have sex, especially in the summer when it's too hot in the rooms. You can even see the stars.
Uke: ...Star-gazing on the rooftop? It sounds really cold...
There you go. Ramblings of a pervert. And finally something Nicole thought was quote worthy. Bolded words are those I added in:
"I usually have a relaxing weekend, I like to wake up late and have my breakfast in bed. After that, I listen to my favourite music and chat with my friends on the phone. I eat ice-cream and play with my younger brothers and sisters before I have a nap in the afternoon. but my uke doesn't. I enjoy my weekend because I can relax and do many things to the one thing that I like. *smirks*"
It's amazing how so few words can make all the differences in the world...