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The AP reports that a broadcast watchdog group in France called the CSA has declared Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears unsuitable for daytime television. Cyrus's music video just has too much sexy going on, while Spears's semi bondage attire evokes, according to the CSA, "a sadomachisitic universe." Phil Dawson 49ers Jersey
Meanwhile, Scarlett Johansson is not doing Franco American celebrity diplomacy any favors. She's told David Letterman that people in France are very rude to her, so she is rude back to them, and she cares not at all. Body checking, stare downs, and public complaints are just her declarations of sovereignty. Antoine Bethea 49ers Jersey
It would appear France is making war on our pop culture. The country is all up in talks to ban child beauty pageants (not our finest export, to be sure); the Kimye Versailles wedding was just a rumor. Take your television realit and your portmanteau celebrit back from whence they came, France cries. We gave you berets and Gauloises, and this is what you offer in return? Absolument, non. Remove them at your earliest convenience. Ray McDonald 49ers Jersey