OLDER TED: Kids, before I met your mother, when I was still out there searching, I learned something valuable.
That love is not a science.
- Wow, that was a great story, Dad.
- SON: We're gonna go watch TV.
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life you just have to accept that certain things can't be explained, and that's kind of scary.
- Oh, my God.
- I know, I'm still shaking.
What the,,, Joke's on you.
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I have a cold.
Are you guys okay? Another round,
＝もう1杯ずつください
and back it up for me and Lily! What happened? - We saw something, up in the apartment.
- Something bad.
(BOTH MOANING) I don't know what it is, but margaritas make me sexy.
Oh, mucho sexy.
Te quiero, Marshall.
Oh, my God! (LILY SCREAMING) What was it? Only the craziest, meanest-Iooking mouse you've ever seen.
Mouse? Sweetie, that wasn't a mouse.
That was a huge cockroach.
Baby, it was a mouse.
It had whiskers.
＝（ネズミや猫などの）ひげ
What, those things coming out of his head? Those were antennae.
- Marshall ran away from a cockroach.
- It was a mouse.
Oh, yeah, sorry, my bad.
You're a man.
My story's on.
Ted, pay attention.
Carl, turn it up.
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