I Will Not Have Pun in Class takes everyday words that sound like other words and phrases and humorously alters the original meaning The words are in a dictionary format and includes 920 everyday words, their original meaning, my new punny meaning, and a sentence that supports my new meaning Also, there are over 500 first and last names that sound funny together that teachers would laugh at while taking roll call in class To finish it off, there are some cannibal jokes The slower you say all of them, the punnier it gets