If you8217ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, MotherinLaw, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Italian jokes is for you In this notsooriginal book, The Best Ever Book of Italian Jokes Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for YouKnowWho, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again The Best Ever Book of Italian Jokes is so unoriginal it8217s original And, if you don8217t burst out laughing from at least one Italian joke in this book, there8217s something wrong with you This book has so many Italian jokes you won8217t know where to start For example: Why do Italians wear slipon shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace An evil genie captured an Italian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week The genie allowed each person to bring one thing The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn8217t die of thirst The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off The Italian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window Did you hear about the Italian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: 8220Put on two coats 8221 Why do Italians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it